So the Clemson fan says go Tigers

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clarencepeabody said:
It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..
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And Wildcats. That's why I've always said Kentucky has the most generic brand in sports. They're blue. Wildcats. No recognizable song, mascot name, etc. They're like a high school in an Archie comic.
 
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Mightyvol said:
My wife, a blonde, looks at the proud Clemson fan and says, “We like LSU too!” Poor guy looks dumbfounded and as we walk away. I ask, “ Why the LSU comment?” She replies,” He said go Tigers!” She had no idea the Clemson mascot was a Tiger.
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Mightyvol said:
My wife, a blonde, looks at the proud Clemson fan and says, “We like LSU too!” Poor guy looks dumbfounded and as we walk away. I ask, “ Why the LSU comment?” She replies,” He said go Tigers!” She had no idea the Clemson mascot was a Tiger.
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Mine is too, but she's knows football details better than a lot of guys... however, some need reminding:

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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I4Vols said:
Mine is too, but she's knows football details better than a lot of guys... however, some need reminding:
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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I kind of like blonde jokes myself. You'd never guess why. OK, I'll tell you. Some of the most hilarious blonde jokes I ever heard were told to me by blonde women. One, in particular, was a petite head-turning gal who was about the nicest person you'd ever want to meet. But she was loaded with these jokes. Some of which I still snicker as remember while writing this. Generally, I avoid telling or retelling such jokes, knowing how some women would find them quite hurtful. Though, this woman would have you falling off your chair laughing, your belly hurting, and your eyes tear flooded. I've never met anyone like her or since.
 
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clarencepeabody said:
It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..
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I looked it up. It's idiotic. The school looks like a joke, too -- even by modern-day standards.
 
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I4Vols said:
Mine is too, but she's knows football details better than a lot of guys... however, some need reminding:

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Haha!

A closely related joke:

A blind guy walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
 
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clarencepeabody said:
It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..
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Brother, that is hilarious!!! I love it! I cant believe they get away a giant shlong running around campus. My personal favorites are "The Fighting Okra" of Delta State University and "Keggy the Keg" from Dartmouth.
 
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clarencepeabody said:
It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..
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I'll have to Google Seth McFarlane first.
 
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Mightyvol said:
My wife, a blonde, looks at the proud Clemson fan and says, “We like LSU too!” Poor guy looks dumbfounded and as we walk away. I ask, “ Why the LSU comment?” She replies,” He said go Tigers!” She had no idea the Clemson mascot was a Tiger.
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Pics or it didn’t happen 😜
 
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clarencepeabody said:
It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..
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I’m partial to the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes myself
 
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Here in So Ill, we have a few great high school nicknames. In Centralia, their teams are the Orphans and the Orphan Annies (at one time the town had an orphanage and may still). In Cobden, the teams are the Appleknockers (the town is well known for its orchards). And finally, in Teutopolis, we have the Wooden Shoes (it originated in the 1930s and has something to do with the town's only cobbler and it's German heritage).
 
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