So the Clemson fan says go Tigers

[woodpusher]

I'm all in for the Banana Slugs of UC Santa Barbara.

UC Santa Cruz.

 

[LadyVolette]

Or did she?
Blonde…like a fox

I also use blonde trickery you can do some seriously passive aggressive things

 

[clarencepeabody]

I'll have to Google Seth McFarlane first.

Come on man, family guy?

 

[Mightyvol]

Good ole Dabo gave us three!

 

[stolitonic]

Mine is too, but she's knows football details better than a lot of guys... however, some need reminding:

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

One night I stopped in a bar for a nightcap. Only people in there were myself, the bartender, and 4 blondes sitting at a table working on something. The bartender and I were talking about random stuff when a huge cheer and copious amounts of whooping started coming from the table of blondes. Curious, the bartender asked the blondes what they were so excited about. One of the blondes held up and empty box and said "We finally finished this puzzle. Took us days. We are so proud because it says it's should take 5-7 people and it only took 4 of us". Neither I nor the bartender had the heart to tell them the puzzle was for ages 5-7.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

It’s a pretty unoriginal mascot. Right up there with “bulldogs.”

I’m proud of Smokey and the Vols—but in terms of originality, have you ever seen Rhode Island College of Art and Design? It’s where Seth McFarlane went to school. Worth looking up..

Scottie, LMAO