So YOU want to be the VOLS coache, eh?

#26
#26
After reading some of the posts on here and hearing things from various Vol fans, I would NEVER want to be the head coach.
 
#27
#27
I'll coach for just above minimun wage... I'm making $6.50 right now at crappy McDonald's... so... maybe I'll coach for $7.00/hr... heck, I'd rather coach football than work at McDonalds... I'll do it for $6.40/hr!
 
#28
#28
Originally posted by MHSVol4Life@Nov 16, 2005 7:52 PM
I'll coach for just above minimun wage... I'm making $6.50 right now at crappy McDonald's... so... maybe I'll coach for $7.00/hr... heck, I'd rather coach football than work at McDonalds... I'll do it for $6.40/hr!
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:no:

You would rather be UT's coach for $6.40/hr than work at McDonald's for $6.50/hr?

I would just grow pot if I were you.


just kidding.
 
#30
#30
Gimme the job. I know just enough about coaching to be dangerous. I'll show you how to lose 11 straight games with class, then take the 2 mil salary and retire. Then I can sit back and watch the program rebuild to a national powerhouse again.
 
#32
#32
pay me half what fulmers make and i've already got the lines down:

work like heck to get better
defense played good eonough to win
we're not very good on offense right now
we're 5-6 plays away from having a really good year
 
#33
#33
Originally posted by oklavol@Nov 16, 2005 8:28 PM
pay me half what fulmers make and i've already got the lines down:

work like heck to get better
defense played good eonough to win
we're not very good on offense right now
we're 5-6 plays away from having a really good year
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#34
#34
I want nothing to do with UT's job.

Hearing some of you crazy's talk about our coaches makes me cringe. Can't imagine reading that crap about myself
 
#36
#36
Originally posted by UTVolsFan28@Nov 16, 2005 11:55 AM
ok here goes in 2006 I would like to see this as my setup.
Starting QB  Crompton, Ainge has been given his chances and he has FAILED.  I know Crompton has not taken a snap but IMO it's his show UNTIL he proves he can't get it done.  Once or Twice a game (with a lead) I would run Lucas Taylor out at QB just to throw a wrinkle in he would always run an option type play until there came a time 5-6 games into the year when he runs out VS a bama or a team like that they are looking option run and Taylor fakes the FB rolls right and hits Holbert down the left sideline.....Give him 6. :aggressive:

At RB I would start Arian Foster, and he would split the reps, 50% to Foster(15-18 carries) No more 30 carries a game stuff....we have other RB's why beat the hell out of one? and the other 50% to Hardesty and Coker...if one shows they are a better back than the other that back would get the majority of the carries behind Foster.  FB I would start Holbert.  On ALL 3rd and short or 4th and go for it downs...I would have my best guard that is NOT in the OL at FB. 

At TE I would go with Brown and then I would look to a Freshman or maybe one of the Cottom boys.  I WILL not have a TE in the game who is not a threat to catch a pass. Corey Anderson would also line up at TE on occassion.

OL ..there will be NO MORE ZONE BLOCKING BS!  If the guy wants to play OL..then I need to see him take his man heads up and put him on his azz 4 yards downfield.  Case Closed.  IMO we don't see enough quick snaps on our team.  I will bring that back.  OL comes to the line Crompton says set..and the OL drives the DL off the ball....some call it 4 yards and a cloud of dust..I call it 1st downs baby. 

WR... Starters would be Meachem and Smith, with Swain getting the 3rd guy when we go 3 wide.  We will run some 4 and 5 wide but only when we get a lead JMO.  I know that's odd to say..but it's time Tennessee football is known for that KO punch.  My starting WR's will be in on 75% of all the plays.  There WILL NOT be a 12 WR rotation.  WR need to get in a groove just as a QB, or a RB does.  After the year the Vols have had in 06 my rule would be simple...drop a pass in a game...you run 10 (100 yard sprints).  Drop 2 it's 20...drop a 3rd...you will be watching a freshman take your reps. 

KO return would be Morley

PR would be Heffney(I would toss in a few reverse plays and things to get the return teams excited about playing special teams.

KO coverage and P coverage I would play my starters for the most part.  I would not have 11 freshman and 4th stringers on the field for what alot of people think is a break in the game. 

All in all I would say I would be a 60-40 run to pass offense.  If I'm playing a team I know I can throw it deep on I would do so.  If I know my best chance to beat them into quiting in the 3rd quarter is to run at them 90% of the plays in the 1st half I would be more than happy to. 

I'm not a coach...but this is just my thoughts.  Screw the 2 Million for 60,000.00 sign me up Mike. :birgits_giggle:
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BOO, BOO, Boo, BOO..................(Just gettong the old voice box tuned up for next year!) :nener:
 
#37
#37
For 2 mil a year I could coach UT to at least 7 wins. I would give up some salary to hire a wide open OC and watch the wins roll in.
 
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