Some Illegals leaving Arizona

#28
#28
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross any border illegally in the world and get caught that government will take some sort of action against you, but,

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1 - A job

2 - A driver's license

3 - A Social Security card

4 - Welfare

5 - Food stamps

6 - Credit cards

7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

8 - Free education

9 - Free health care

10 - A lobbyist in Washington

11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language

12 - The right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect

13 - ACLU legal aid

14 - Two political parties vying for your illegal vote in the next election

Feel free to add on!

You missed a really BIG one. How about:

15 - American citizenship for your kids that you have while you're illegally in the U.S.

Then when they try to deport you, you can claim that it's unfair because you have kids that are American citizens and they can't deport you and leave your kids behind.
 
#30
#30
Not sure that his directly applies to the thread, but I wasn't sure where this should go.

My wife is a teacher at an east TN elementary school. Yesterday, while talking to his teachers about the new students coming to register, her principal gave a weird instruction. He told them to help the hispanic parents fill out info for their kids on their registration, except for the "race" section. By the way, this school system has an extremely high population of hispanics. My wife said he then told them to let them skip the "race" question and then fill it in as "white" when they leave if they don't answer it on their own.
I can't figure out who that would benefit. She said it was obvious that he's trying to pull one over on someone with the way he delivered that instruction, but we can't seem to figure out the point of this. I'd think they'd want more credit for having the non-english speaking community at their school for more state-support.
Any thoughts?
 
#31
#31
They would want the 'minority credit' any other time. But with times a changin' they are probably more concerned about losing students in general and the funding that comes with that. If a school has a high percentage of Hispanics, the red flag goes up, attention is focused on the school, a little deeper scrutiny, negative attention from the public and media, etc. Downhill spiral.
 
#32
#32
I considered that perhaps the principal was trying to protect them (the hispanics) from getting into legal trouble since so many of them are illegal. She said that sounded too considerate and selfless for this particular principal.
 
#33
#33
The principal could be in CYA mode just not wanting to lose funding or didn't want people kicking down their door for giving 'sanctuary' to Hispanic kids. Who knows.
 

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