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#26
#26
bentenn said:
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Catfish face looking mofo
 
#29
#29
I always judge celebrity hotness like this. If she was walking down the street and I saw her, not knowing who she is, would I approach her. VH, not sure. Upton definitely not. Stacey Dash, I would jump over 4 cars, kick 6 puppies, push over 3 old people and punch a cat in the face to get to her.
 
#31
#31
BadJerry20 said:
I always judge celebrity hotness like this. If she was walking down the street and I saw her, not knowing who she is, would I approach her. VH, not sure. Upton definitely not. Stacey Dash, I would jump over 4 cars, kick 6 puppies, push over 3 old people and punch a cat in the face to get to her.
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I'd hit on VH in person, but I agree. Stacey Dash is worth pillaging a small town over.
 
#38
#38
That desperate to see pics huh? I'm guessing you're lack of female contact has you feeling lonely, and pics of girls is all you have to fap too. But smile sunshine someday you might catch you a real life girl, even if she turns out to be your cousin. :)
 
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#42
#42
Volwark said:
I would commit vile acts of ethnic cleansing for an orgy involving VH, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato.
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Sounds like we're going to have a genocide contest for our celebrity orgies. I vote the Ivory Coast or South Africa so we can get diamonds to give them too.
 
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#46
#46
BadJerry20 said:
That desperate to see pics huh? I'm guessing you're lack of female contact has you feeling lonely, and pics of girls is all you have to fap too. But smile sunshine someday you might catch you a real life girl, even if she turns out to be your cousin. :)
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Nah. just cracks me up to see another teenager on here claiming to be gods gift to women. "I have only dated women hotter than VH."

lmao gtfo
 
#47
#47
sammyhagar said:
Nah. just cracks me up to see another teenager on here claiming to be gods gift to women. "I have only dated women hotter than VH."

lmao gtfo
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Actually I'm 65 and pay good money for the hot chicks I date. Russian exchange wives are awesome! Now stfu hippie.
 
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