Will Ferrell- "Where did he go to med. school?"
His mom- "He went to Northwestern, and John Hopkins, that good enough for you?"
Will- "No."
Mom- "Well.. they are very prestigious schools, brennon"
Will- "I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins!"
Mom- "You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins."
Will- "It was Johny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin' that **** up everyday"
(I found this much funnier when I learned that Sloan Kettering was a cancer foundation)