Strangest thing you've done when tired

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I thought it would be funny to read some stories. I was so tired this morning when leaving work that I walked up to the time clock and pulled out my debit card.
 
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I've been tired getting home late and instead of trying to unlock my door with the key, I've tried to use my keyfabe by clicking it towards the door. I've also tried swiping my work ID and looked for the button to push because my car is push button ignition.

I've also done things like my dog gets hungry about 5 AM and I've put her dry food in the freezer instead of back in the pantry.
 
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I woke up one night and just walked into the corner of my room and took a leak in the garbage can.... I was about 15 and my mom thought I was on drugs
 
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Sin City Vol said:
I woke up one night and just walked into the corner of my room and took a leak in the garbage can.... I was about 15 and my mom thought I was on drugs
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Exactly
I walked into the home office across from the Bathroom and pee'd on the office chair when I was about 17
 
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I've done some weird stuff when I've slept walk.

Some of it down right scary.
 
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Tried to fill the coffee maker twice a few times.

Once took my dog out in the middle of the night and fell back asleep on the stairs to my deck while waiting for her.
 
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Great thread Joe. I needed a good laugh today.

BearCat204 said:
Started the kuerig without a cup under it
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haha. This made me laugh.

Obsessed said:
I've done some weird stuff when I've slept walk.

Some of it down right scary.
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When I was young, while sleepwalking, I jumped out my window (on the first floor thankfully). It was the middle of winter and I guess the shock of the cold temperature woke me up.

When I went to go back inside, of course all the doors were locked. So I had to climb back through my window.
 
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Freak said:
Great thread Joe. I needed a good laugh today.



haha. This made me laugh.



When I was young, while sleepwalking, I jumped out my window (on the first floor thankfully). It was the middle of winter and I guess the shock of the cold temperature woke me up.

When I went to go back inside, of course all the doors were locked. So I had to climb back through my window.
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That could have hurt.

Wife woke up about 2am one morning because a horn was blowing outside. I wasn't in the bed so she got up and went outside looking for me. She thought maybe I was walking down the road and cars were honking at me.

Nope. I was in her truck trying to start it. She said if I would have had the keys there is no telling what I would have done.
 
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Obsessed said:
That could have hurt.

Wife woke up about 2am one morning because a horn was blowing outside. I wasn't in the bed so she got up and went outside looking for me. She thought maybe I was walking down the road and cars were honking at me.

Nope. I was in her truck trying to start it. She said if I would have had the keys there is no telling what I would have done.
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Sleepwalking can be scary stuff. Lol.
 
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508mikey said:
forgot to shave half my face and didnt realize it it til I was half way to work
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I shaved in the shower in graduate school. Kept a full beard to save time. During finals one year, I was running the razor above the hairline on my cheek. Next thing I know I had shaved my mustache off.

Friends called me Abraham for 2 weeks.
 
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My parents found me one time passed out in the drivers seat of my car in the garage. Probably the worst beating my dad ever gave me for drinking and driving.
 
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