Strangest thing you've done when tired

[tumscalcium]

My parents found me one time passed out in the drivers seat of my car in the garage. Probably the worst beating my dad ever gave me for drinking and driving.

You had better beatings for drinking and driving?

 

[Obsessed]

HTTP://WWW.Facebook.com/volnation.com

I'm already following it. Lol.

Thanks freak.

 

[YankeeVol]

After a 24 hour CQ shift, I've driven and not remembered getting home.

 

[governmentmule]

a former friends wife had pulled several 18 hour shifts in a row,i guess my will power was low that night lol

 

[tumscalcium]

a former friends wife had pulled several 18 hour shifts in a row,i guess my will power was low that night lol

Um....

 

[Crew]

I put buttermilk in the microwave.

 

[governmentmule]

Um....

i know,sad isn't it ?


but that was many a year ago when I was young and dumb

and yes,I'm old and dumb now lol

 

[apevol]

You wasn't tired Ape you were drunk.

Oh yeah

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Had a conversation with a tree stump.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Had a conversation with a tree stump.

Is that what you been doing all this time you been MIA? What's up brocephus?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Ordered a salad with no lettuce

The guy I used to work with was a vegetarian and when I would go into Burger King for lunch he would order a whopper without the meat. Shoulda seen some of the looks he got from the cashier. True story.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Is that what you been doing all this time you been MIA? What's up brocephus?

What's happening, squizzerl? All is well here.

 

[YankeeVol]

The guy I used to work with was a vegetarian and when I would go into Burger King for lunch he would order a whopper without the meat. Shoulda seen some of the looks he got from the cashier. True story.

Not that rare. I made a few of those in my day back when I was 15 and worked there

 

[hmanvolfan]

What's happening, squizzerl? All is well here.

Good to see you again my friend. What part of the world you calling home currently?

 

[OldSchool1]

Anybody ever been so sleep deprived that halfway to work you realize you have on two different shoes?

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Good to see you again my friend. What part of the world you calling home currently?

West Tennessee, buddy.

 

[vollygirl]

Anybody ever been so sleep deprived that halfway to work you realize you have on two different shoes?

Worked for a group of doctors and one of them came in wearing two different shoes. His nurse noticed it about two hours into the day. Not only was one brown and one black, but one was a loafer and one was a lace up. :lol:

 

[hmanvolfan]

West Tennessee, buddy.

Me too, in Memphis. We'll have to get together some time for some rum and cream sodas. I need a mini road trip soon.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i know,sad isn't it ?


but that was many a year ago when I was young and dumb

and yes,I'm old and dumb now lol

I'll ask. Was she hot and did he ever find out?

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Me too, in Memphis. We'll have to get together some time for some rum and cream sodas. I need a mini road trip soon.

Fo sho

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I'll ask. Was she hot and did he ever find out?

This

 

[joevol33]

These are funny.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

This

Saved Ya the effort

 

[Orangedogsrule]

I woke up one night and just walked into the corner of my room and took a leak in the garbage can.... I was about 15 and my mom thought I was on drugs

Guy I knew in high school worked 2 shifts at 24 hr gas station. Got off work, went home, walked into his brother's bedroom and fell asleep. Got up middle of night to pee, pretty much sleepwalked across hall (where bathroom would be if in own bed) pulled it out an peed in his dad's slippers.
Parent's woke him up screaming at him. Hooowee!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

The wife mixed up some potato salad one time and put it in an old butter bowl. The next morning I was half asleep when I grabbed it to take to work for lunch. At lunchtime I put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes. When I took it out and took the lid off I realized I had grabbed bowl of butter instead.