HEY. I have had my fair share of run-ins with doohickeys, thingamabobs, watchamacalits, howd'ya-say-its, somethingorothers, thingamajigs and even the ocassional dololly.
I'm not on as much semantic foreign ground as some of you may think.
I have a friend here in Kentucky who makes car window stickers...He made me a Volnation.com window sticker and make the "o" to look like footballs it is really cool...If anyone is interested I am sure he would be glad to make some.