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In a game that will eventually be dubbed the 'Pancake Game", McCullers will accidentally fall on Murray during a post-play celebration in the first quarter, resulting in an ankle sprain that will take Murray out of the game.
AJ Johnson will subsequently create 3 turnovers that result in Tennessee winning the game by a small margin over a quarterbackless Dawg football team.
After the game, the 'sitters' in the stands will be trampled on by the 'standers' who will rush the field, tear down the goal posts, and float them in the river.
Butch Jones will bodysurf through the crowd and get lifted through Gate 21 en route to the strip where he will be force-fed orange jello shots. The hangover will be painful.
Mattresses will be burned in every dumpster on campus, becoming a new tradition after every home win. In 50 years, it will become a common practice to burn your bed to celebrate, much like burning candles on a cake on birthdays.
Butch Jones will be on ESPN on Saturday night touting that it is just one more brick in the foundation. ESPN will change it's iconic red/white color scheme to orange/white.
The nations top unsigned recruits will all beg to become part of the class.... only the most VFL-quality will be allowed to join. It will be touted as the greatest class of all time, housing 2 heisman winners and 5 eventual NFL MVPs.
Phil Fulmer and Johnny Majors will both become regulars at practices going forward, often to be caught embracing in bear hugs a whispering the general's maxims softly in to one another's ear.
Peyton Manning will change his offseason training destination to Tennessee where he will teach Ferguson and Dobbs how to restore our air game. Both will go on to the NFL and will be the next generation's Manning vs. Brady debate.
An earthquake will rattle Knoxville at the start of next season when the General's ghost breaks free from the earth's soil. His spirit will go on to possess Smokey and become the world's first real talking dog.
All will be well in Knoxville after we win on Saturday!
AJ Johnson will subsequently create 3 turnovers that result in Tennessee winning the game by a small margin over a quarterbackless Dawg football team.
After the game, the 'sitters' in the stands will be trampled on by the 'standers' who will rush the field, tear down the goal posts, and float them in the river.
Butch Jones will bodysurf through the crowd and get lifted through Gate 21 en route to the strip where he will be force-fed orange jello shots. The hangover will be painful.
Mattresses will be burned in every dumpster on campus, becoming a new tradition after every home win. In 50 years, it will become a common practice to burn your bed to celebrate, much like burning candles on a cake on birthdays.
Butch Jones will be on ESPN on Saturday night touting that it is just one more brick in the foundation. ESPN will change it's iconic red/white color scheme to orange/white.
The nations top unsigned recruits will all beg to become part of the class.... only the most VFL-quality will be allowed to join. It will be touted as the greatest class of all time, housing 2 heisman winners and 5 eventual NFL MVPs.
Phil Fulmer and Johnny Majors will both become regulars at practices going forward, often to be caught embracing in bear hugs a whispering the general's maxims softly in to one another's ear.
Peyton Manning will change his offseason training destination to Tennessee where he will teach Ferguson and Dobbs how to restore our air game. Both will go on to the NFL and will be the next generation's Manning vs. Brady debate.
An earthquake will rattle Knoxville at the start of next season when the General's ghost breaks free from the earth's soil. His spirit will go on to possess Smokey and become the world's first real talking dog.
All will be well in Knoxville after we win on Saturday!
