Tennessee will win the game Saturday and begin a rise to the top...

#53
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Stevorino said:
In a game that will eventually be dubbed the 'Pancake Game", McCullers will accidentally fall on Murray during a post-play celebration in the first quarter, resulting in an ankle sprain that will take Murray out of the game.

AJ Johnson will subsequently create 3 turnovers that result in Tennessee winning the game by a small margin over a quarterbackless Dawg football team.

After the game, the 'sitters' in the stands will be trampled on by the 'standers' who will rush the field, tear down the goal posts, and float them in the river.

Butch Jones will bodysurf through the crowd and get lifted through Gate 21 en route to the strip where he will be force-fed orange jello shots. The hangover will be painful.

Mattresses will be burned in every dumpster on campus, becoming a new tradition after every home win. In 50 years, it will become a common practice to burn your bed to celebrate, much like burning candles on a cake on birthdays.

Butch Jones will be on ESPN on Saturday night touting that it is just one more brick in the foundation. ESPN will change it's iconic red/white color scheme to orange/white.

The nations top unsigned recruits will all beg to become part of the class.... only the most VFL-quality will be allowed to join. It will be touted as the greatest class of all time, housing 2 heisman winners and 5 eventual NFL MVPs.

Phil Fulmer and Johnny Majors will both become regulars at practices going forward, often to be caught embracing in bear hugs a whispering the general's maxims softly in to one another's ear.

Peyton Manning will change his offseason training destination to Tennessee where he will teach Ferguson and Dobbs how to restore our air game. Both will go on to the NFL and will be the next generation's Manning vs. Brady debate.

An earthquake will rattle Knoxville at the start of next season when the General's ghost breaks free from the earth's soil. His spirit will go on to possess Smokey and become the world's first real talking dog.

All will be well in Knoxville after we win on Saturday!
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I spit soda everywhere after reading! I laughed WAYY too hard at this!
 
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Have a like on Orson. :clap: :good!:
 
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Stevorino said:
In a game that will eventually be dubbed the 'Pancake Game", McCullers will accidentally fall on Murray during a post-play celebration in the first quarter, resulting in an ankle sprain that will take Murray out of the game.

AJ Johnson will subsequently create 3 turnovers that result in Tennessee winning the game by a small margin over a quarterbackless Dawg football team.
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After the game, the 'sitters' in the stands will be trampled on by the 'standers' who will rush the field, tear down the goal posts, and float them in the river.

Butch Jones will bodysurf through the crowd and get lifted through Gate 21 en route to the strip where he will be force-fed orange jello shots. The hangover will be painful.
Mattresses will be burned in every dumpster on campus, becoming a new tradition after every home win. In 50 years, it will become a common practice to burn your bed to celebrate, much like burning candles on a cake on birthdays.

Butch Jones will be on ESPN on Saturday night touting that it is just one more brick in the foundation. ESPN will change it's iconic red/white color scheme to orange/white.

The nations top unsigned recruits will all beg to become part of the class.... only the most VFL-quality will be allowed to join. It will be touted as the greatest class of all time, housing 2 heisman winners and 5 eventual NFL MVPs.

Phil Fulmer and Johnny Majors will both become regulars at practices going forward, often to be caught embracing in bear hugs a whispering the general's maxims softly in to one another's ear.

Peyton Manning will change his offseason training destination to Tennessee where he will teach Ferguson and Dobbs how to restore our air game. Both will go on to the NFL and will be the next generation's Manning vs. Brady debate.

An earthquake will rattle Knoxville at the start of next season when the General's ghost breaks free from the earth's soil. His spirit will go on to possess Smokey and become the world's first real talking dog.

All will be well in Knoxville after we win on Saturday!
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All dat be nice and all but what we all wants to know is we gon' whep da azz?
 
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Kuddos! A fun thread instead of some of the tiring negative ones. Nice change.....and wouldn't it be nice. Go Vols!
 
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I agree on all points except the johnny majors hugging it out with phillip....not happening
 
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Stevorino said:
In a game that will eventually be dubbed the 'Pancake Game", McCullers will accidentally fall on Murray during a post-play celebration in the first quarter, resulting in an ankle sprain that will take Murray out of the game.

AJ Johnson will subsequently create 3 turnovers that result in Tennessee winning the game by a small margin over a quarterbackless Dawg football team.

After the game, the 'sitters' in the stands will be trampled on by the 'standers' who will rush the field, tear down the goal posts, and float them in the river.

Butch Jones will bodysurf through the crowd and get lifted through Gate 21 en route to the strip where he will be force-fed orange jello shots. The hangover will be painful.

Mattresses will be burned in every dumpster on campus, becoming a new tradition after every home win. In 50 years, it will become a common practice to burn your bed to celebrate, much like burning candles on a cake on birthdays.

Butch Jones will be on ESPN on Saturday night touting that it is just one more brick in the foundation. ESPN will change it's iconic red/white color scheme to orange/white.

The nations top unsigned recruits will all beg to become part of the class.... only the most VFL-quality will be allowed to join. It will be touted as the greatest class of all time, housing 2 heisman winners and 5 eventual NFL MVPs.

Phil Fulmer and Johnny Majors will both become regulars at practices going forward, often to be caught embracing in bear hugs a whispering the general's maxims softly in to one another's ear.

Peyton Manning will change his offseason training destination to Tennessee where he will teach Ferguson and Dobbs how to restore our air game. Both will go on to the NFL and will be the next generation's Manning vs. Brady debate.

An earthquake will rattle Knoxville at the start of next season when the General's ghost breaks free from the earth's soil. His spirit will go on to possess Smokey and become the world's first real talking dog.

All will be well in Knoxville after we win on Saturday!
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Sorry Not going to happen, unfortunately!
 
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:) I like it! Go Vols! And for all you nay-sayers I don't want to hear any crying Sunday morning when you weren't invited to the "bring you own mattress" party. GBO! :dance2:
 
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We seem to have a pattern going here. During the week leading up to a game in which UT is a heavy underdog (still far too often), it's "We're gonna win! I got a feeling!"

Then, with about 4 minutes left in the 1st half, cold reality has set in: "Man, we're bad. Our QB is lost, we're slow, we can't tackle, can't defend the pass."

But a few days later, the shock wears off, and we're back to "We're gonna win! I just know it!"
 
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C_Bass said:
:) I like it! Go Vols! And for all you nay-sayers I don't want to hear any crying Sunday morning when you weren't invited to the "bring you own mattress" party. GBO! :dance2:
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BYOM...that works, I have a few spare ones I can burn.
 
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albedo33 said:
we seem to have a pattern going here. During the week leading up to a game in which ut is a heavy underdog (still far too often), it's "we're gonna win! I got a feeling!"

then, with about 4 minutes left in the 1st half, cold reality has set in: "man, we're bad. Our qb is lost, we're slow, we can't tackle, can't defend the pass."

but a few days later, the shock wears off, and we're back to "we're gonna win! I just know it!"
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:) thats me!
 
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