The 75th Cotton Bowl Classic Thread

[swampvol]

The MNC game won't have this much scoring.

 

[bubbacurry1]

Distract her by setting a grease fire on the kitchen. 60% of the time it works everytime.
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unfortunately, I would have to give my wife directions to the kitchen. no cooking wench!

 

[BeecherVol]

Then where will she make sammiches?

Bacon and mater is solid fixed over a grease fire.

 

[volmanbill]

The MNC game won't have this much scoring.

The u/o is only 49.

 

[KnoxArmyVOL]

Bacon and mater is solid fixed over a grease fire.

Mmmmmm Bacon.....I love bacon....bacon is good with anything!!

 

[BUBear]

Mmmmmm Bacon.....I love bacon....bacon is good with anything!!

Mike...Mike Leach...is that you? :blush:

 

[KnoxArmyVOL]

Pick!! It really didn't look like his knee hit there...I dunno why he stopped gotta go just in case.

 

[KnoxArmyVOL]

Mike...Mike Leach...is that you? :blush:

Lol absolutely not!! Just a good ole Army dude with 45 days left before I'm out!!!!!

 

[CountVolcula]

Distract her by setting a grease fire on the kitchen. 60% of the time it works everytime.
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I dare not burn down the kitchen. The woman can cook her butt off.

However, I'm not beyond pissing in the floor. That would set her off

 

[swampvol]

The u/o is only 49.

I would've taken the under.

 

[BUBear]

Lol absolutely not!! Just a good ole Army dude with 45 days left before I'm out!!!!!

Good luck friend...thanks for your service. :good!:

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Then where will she make sammiches?

Give her a doctor's mask for her face and tell her to make it happen.
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[KnoxArmyVOL]

I dare not burn down the kitchen. The woman can cook her butt off.

However, I'm not beyond pissing in the floor. That would set her off

Hey man you gotta do what you gotta do!! Just stand in front of her and just let it trickle down the leg on the floor hahaha!

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I dare not burn down the kitchen. The woman can cook her butt off.

However, I'm not beyond pissing in the floor. That would set her off

Where does she stand on the peeing in the sink issue?
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[KnoxArmyVOL]

Good luck friend...thanks for your service. :good!:

Thanks man! Wooooww...another player hurt....this is going bad for both sides.

 

[BUBear]

Hey man you gotta do what you gotta do!! Just stand in front of her and just let it trickle down the leg on the floor hahaha!

Didn't Bo Pelini do that this year?

 

[CountVolcula]

Where does she stand on the peeing in the sink issue?
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She is a clean freak, so she would stroke out.

 

[BeecherVol]

28-17 Tigaz

 

[CountVolcula]

What quarter is it?

 

[BeecherVol]

I dare not burn down the kitchen. The woman can cook her butt off.

However, I'm not beyond pissing in the floor. That would set her off

Childs play.:ermm:

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

1:16 till the half.
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[vol1981]

2nd

 

[BUBear]

What quarter is it?

Late in 2nd

 

[BeecherVol]

What quarter is it?

1 min left in the first half.

 

[Hardwood_fanatic]

geaux Tigers.