Only partially on topic, but I remember back in '91 or '92 I had a morning class on the hill and wanted to get to TBA as soon as they opened to get some concert tickets that were going on sale that day. I had just a few minutes margin after class and I knew there would be a line, and the show was at the Bijou so seating was limited, so as soon as class was over I sprinted over to TBA lugging my 900-lb. backpack and came bursting through the ticket office door, sweating and panting, and found I was the only one there. I ran up to a ticket window and said with some urgency, "I need three tickets for Mel Torme at the Bijou!" The guy looked at me, confused. "Who? Is that a show we have?"
By the time he figured it out and sold me some tickets, I was happy to see that I was on the front row and sad to see that I was the only person on campus who gave half a ****.