The Atlanta Braves Thread (Javy Lopez Edition)

[Notorious B.E.N]

#Soon

The uniforms that will be worn for all 12 games of the regular season will be unveiled at media day tomorrow, along with what games they will be worn.

That's literally the last comment I can have on it until tomorrow.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Things I never thought I would say

"Least Pastornicky cleared BJ Upton that inning"

 

[NochNoch]

That white boy can FLY (for a white boy not named J Blaze)

White?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

White?

Lol

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Bat Boy carrying a bat that's not a baseball bat. Word?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Bat Boy carrying a bat that's not a baseball bat. Word?

What is, another sentence Scotty never thought he'd say?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Black Jesus must have healed the bat

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

White?

Touché

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Directv, Time Warner, and Dish have come to an agreement with Fox and will now carry FoxSports1 when it launches on Saturday.

 

[Regulator]

Janish may as well have gone up to the plate with the mammalian bat.

 

[The Orange Pants]

Uggla was giving Jobu cigars and rum so he would wake up bats. Jobu woke up the wrong bats to make fun of Uggla for being blind as a bat.

 

[Regulator]

Uggla was giving Jobu cigars and rum so he would wake up bats. Jobu woke up the wrong bats to make fun of Uggla for being blind as a bat.

I was thinking about Uggla as cousin Eddie Griswald with squirrels.

"Where's Dan? He usually eats these damn things."

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Freeman finna hit a gap job.

 

[FalcoVol]

Nice sign ladies.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sooo close Big Fred

 

[FalcoVol]

Missed it by that much.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Nice sign ladies.

That it was

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Johnson gon Johnson

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Johnson has been unbelievable.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Nice sign ladies.

What'd it say?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Johnson gon Johnson

He may mess around and be the most random batting title crown winner ever.

 

[vol2013]

Thank God.

Also...Duck Dynasty season premiere at 10. Set your DVR, Verc.

At this rate no need to DVR it, can just watch it live as this game is over

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

What'd it say?

Lady Vols <3 Braves

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

He may mess around and be the most random batting title crown winner ever.

Not bad for a trade "throw in"

 

[Vercingetorix]

Lady Vols <3 Braves

Attractive young ladies, or did they look like actual Lady Vols fans?