The Atlanta Braves Thread (Javy Lopez Edition)

[FalcoVol]

Could someone educate me as to why Black Jesus couldn't wear a modified batting helmet that had a football facemask? Like maybe an old-school, two bar kicker mask.

Maybe it would get him back sooner?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

First time i did it, i wasn't aware how far the ball was gonna go. I was standing in our cul de sac and i launched one, it busted a window at the end of the street.

Happy Gilmore style

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Could someone educate me as to why Black Jesus couldn't wear a modified batting helmet that had a football facemask? Like maybe an old-school, two bar kicker mask.

Maybe it would get him back sooner?

He actually said he might wear one, when he returns that is..

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Happy Gilmore style

Lol pretty much, i didn't even think of that

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Wow. Uggla is horrible. That was the worst swing I've ever seen.

 

[FalcoVol]

He actually said he might wear one, when he returns that is..

Thanks. Didn't hear that.

 

[vols 30]

Man, this umpire is indeed too much. Leslie Neilson-ish naked gunish with the strike calls.

I hope the queen is not in attendance tonight!

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Ok so in college football now, if you get flagged for targeting in the first half, you're ejected for the remainder of the game, even if its the very last play of the half. If you get flagged for it on the very next play, making it the first play of the 2nd half, you miss the rest of that game and the first half of the next game. That's pretty damn dumb. Basically allowing players to get off easy by giving a cheapshot at the end of the halves.

 

[FalcoVol]

"Hey look! It's Enrico Pallazo!"

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Good lord BJ.

 

[TBrown]

Stri-heeeeeeeek

 

[vols 30]

Good lord BJ.

Sums up his year.

 

[AV_12]

Lol they should have let Masterson hit. That dude had no chance.

 

[TBrown]

Jblaze doin everything but pullin the ball. Lookin nice. Take second

 

[TBrown]

Freddie Free rockin mirrors

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

What up pimps

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

What up pimps

You been watching the fights? I skipped em

 

[AV_12]

Awful call

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

No effing way he was out.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Freddie Free rockin mirrors

Due to that slight mention of Justin Timberlake, I'll leave this here

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

You been watching the fights? I skipped em

Some. Switching back and forth. Waiting for Condit and Kampmann.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Horrible, horrible call. Absolutely safe. Shame on that a hole. Don't do J Blizzle like that.

 

[FalcoVol]

Dang.

 

[TBrown]

I'm 100% pro Justin timberlake


Umps be racist to our black OF

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I'm 100% pro Justin timberlake

Me too, not ashamed of it