The Atlanta Braves Thread (Javy Lopez Edition)

[zjcvols]

1 o'clock start time today

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

I just had a customer ask me for a toddler harness. Anyone that is forced to place their child in a harness needs to learn to be a better parent imo

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I just had a customer ask me for a toddler harness. Anyone that is forced to place their child in a harness needs to learn to be a better parent imo

Perhaps it's not for a child. Maybe he's seeing a lady dwarf and they want to get kinky. . .*
































*I apologize for this post. In my defence I haven't slept any last night.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I just had a customer ask me for a toddler harness. Anyone that is forced to place their child in a harness needs to learn to be a better parent imo

Never used a harness, but there were a couple of times when we were in a crowd when I could see their utility and sort of wished I had one. Having a toddler who's just learned to run around can be a terrifying time.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

You sound so eager

My hatred for Auburn runs DEEEP

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Lol catcher almost pegged Dice K

 

[AV_12]

Dice K the worst

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I've been a BJ Upton fan from way back, but he argues wayyyy too damn much.

 

[AV_12]

Wainwright getting lit up again.

 

[TBrown]

Jordan MVP Schafer

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

JBlaze is having himself a day

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

And so is Freddie F'n Freeman!

 

[AV_12]

That ball was smoked

 

[AV_12]

Dice K has been DFA

 

[vol2013]

Wainwright getting lit up again.

Cardinals are in a bit of trouble IMO. Yeah they will still make the playoffs, but the rotation is struggling. Wainwright will rebound, but Miller and Lynn don't appear to have much left in the tank for this season. Lynn had Paul Maholm stuff this weekend

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

This game is gonna last forever

 

[volville]

Freddie only 11 off the NL RBI lead in 10 fewer games. Not to shabby. Meanwhile Miggy laughs at everyone else.

 

[AV_12]

Cardinals are in a bit of trouble IMO. Yeah they will still make the playoffs, but the rotation is struggling. Wainwright will rebound, but Miller and Lynn don't appear to have much left in the tank for this season. Lynn had Paul Maholm stuff this weekend

Yeah I think we discussed it awhile back that their rotation doesn't really scare you when looking at the postseason. Lynn has collapsed two straight years, and is more of a bullpen guy.

 

[AV_12]

Yikes. This,Paul, is why you won't sniff a postseason start. Shouldn't even make the roster

 

[TBrown]

Jordan MVP Schafer

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[zjcvols]

Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj-blazeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[TBrown]

A must own

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

A must own

Where can we get em?

 

[TBrown]

Where can we get em?

Turner field, braves clubhouse store at CNN center, and probably online.

You can call in order to clubhouse store at CNN center and they'll mail it to you

 

[slh1089]

We should get those and where them at football games we attend. That way we can recognize a fellow b4L