The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[Vercingetorix]

He was scuffling and moved to the pen long ago.

Well, yes. He was moved to the pen because apparently they were already entertaining the idea of starting Freddy Effing Garcia in the playoffs. Gah.

 

[zjcvols]

Fredi loves this little bastard Constanza. I dont get it. He is chopped liver.

Microwaved slaw IMO

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The real travsety is that we are in a positon to start Garcia fresh off the heap in a playoff game. Should've never came to that when you have a window as small as the Barves. I understand injuries, youth and what not, but sunny damn beaches man. While I am at it, Meholm should've been moved for bubble gum at midseason.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Microwaved slaw IMO

He is pure garbo. He is a slap hitter with no speed. He has a noodle, he plays average on his best day in the outfield. He licks his bat.

 

[Vercingetorix]

If Game 4 really is an elimination game for the Braves and they start Garcia instead of Medlen on short rest, I may assassinate Fredi Gonzalez this offseason.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

If Game 4 really is an elimination game for the Braves and they start Garcia instead of Medlen on short rest, I may assassinate Fredi Gonzalez this offseason.

I was just about to post this same thing

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

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He licks his bat!!!

 

[vol2013]

I can't form a proper opinion on the playoff roster until I get TennFan's declaration!!!!!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Somewhere Danny Uggla is doing anger curls, mean muggin' the mirror.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I was just about to post this same thing

Double alibis. We were both at my house the whole time. Mrs Verc will swear to it.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Double alibis. We were both at my house the whole time. Mrs Verc will swear to it.

If you have home surveillance, go ahead and pull the plug in advance.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Noch, i listened to the album. I liked Ninja Rap, Beats Rhymes & Life, The Genie. I liked all of it, but those specifically.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

This is just embarrassing.

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[Scotty's Flat Top]

This is just horrible. Thoughts and prayers to all affected, numerous fatalities:

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

A passenger bus crossed the median and ran square into a semi truck and car in Jefferson Co, TN.

 

[Regulator]

I think we've discounted how atrocious Uggla has been this year. His .179 avg was the WORST ALL TIME for 2B with at least 500 plate appearances. He's the worst defensive 2B this season and tied for 6th-worst defender overall this season with -18 defensive runs saved. He hit .146 against LHP this season. Yeah, he could run into one, and I would definitely revisit putting him back on the roster for a later series for that reason alone, but he's right where he deserves to be for the NLDS.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

A passenger bus crossed the median and ran square into a semi truck and car in Jefferson Co, TN.

Man, that's rough

 

[BigOrange15]

He is pure garbo. He is a slap hitter with no speed. He has a noodle, he plays average on his best day in the outfield. He licks his bat.

No speed? The only thing he CAN do is run fast.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

No speed? The only thing he CAN do is run fast.

Haha he is not fast man. I'd be willing to bet Uggla could beat him in a race.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Man, that's rough

Yeah it was a bunch of senior citizens heading to Gatlinburg.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The speed demon Constanza is currently 0-3 in SB this year and is a whooping 12 for 21 in his career.

 

[MadcapLaughs]

Kenny Loften talking braves on atl radio.

Umps favor braves in 95 series.
Braves clubhouse was "morgue"

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Yeah it was a bunch of senior citizens heading to Gatlinburg.

Any idea where the bus was from?

 

[Regulator]

The speed demon Constanza is currently 0-3 in SB this year and is a whooping 12 for 21 in his career.

Obviously, there's more to stealing bases than being fast, but he's faster than Uggla.

Are you on somethin'?:loco:

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The speed demon Constanza is currently 0-3 in SB this year and is a whooping 12 for 21 in his career.

He has used his wheels to stretch out 3 career doubles.