The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[005]

Area 45: where all running backs can finally roam free of any obstructions

 

[zjcvols]

You should see Area 52...

Is that where the Monstars are holding Dan Uggla's ability to hit a baseball?

 

[vol2013]

Josh Freeman has been freed

 

[underscore]

Is that where the Monstars are holding Dan Uggla's ability to hit a baseball?

Come on, please. It's where they make velcro.

 

[005]

Josh Free man has been freed

fify

 

[zjcvols]

Josh Freeman has been freed

Need a Josh Freeman face on Andy DuFrene's face when he espaces Shawshank with Greg Schiano looking as the Warden.

 

[zjcvols]

Is that where the Monstars are holding Dan Uggla's ability to hit a baseball?

Dbake better like this. Best SpaceJam/Dan Uggla joke ever made.

 

[underscore]

Need a Josh Freeman face on Andy DuFrene's face when he espaces Shawshank with Greg Schiano looking as the Warden.

There is a government shutdown, dammit! Stop asking for so much.

 

[zjcvols]

If it means anything, the cute girl in biology isn't in class today

 

[vol2013]

If it means anything, the cute girl in biology isn't in class today

Kind of like you shouldn't have been

 

[005]

it means you went to class without even considering the fact that she might be there.

I think I speak for everyone when I say her laziness does not excuse your carelessness.

 

[zjcvols]

Kind of like you shouldn't have been

I was going to skip, but the day would have gone on too long with an 8:00 PM game. I figured the best thing would be to show up in class and make the day go faster.

 

[005]

if there's one thing that speeds my day right along it's ****in biology.

 

[zjcvols]

what class is it z?

Biology. I get Biology as well as a casual Reds fans get how important Joey Votto's OBP is, which means it does not compute.

 

[TBrown]

Ben

 

[slh1089]

Dbake better like this. Best SpaceJam/Dan Uggla joke ever made.

Z getting a little cocky today...

 

[TBrown]

.

 

[005]

Ben needs to have that shirt yesterday.

 

[underscore]

Wait... Did Z just mention a girl?

Really...

REALLY

 

[slh1089]

Wait... Did Z just mention a girl?

Really...

REALLY

My thoughts exactly, at least he hasn't made any predictions on the game, yet.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Ben

Yo?

 

[zjcvols]

I did not ask out said girl.

I did not eat pizza.

She is not Puerto Rican.

I have not made any predictions.

I feel no guilt.

 

[005]

No need to make it a race thing, Z.

 

[underscore]

I did not ask out said girl.

I did not eat pizza.

She is not Puerto Rican.

I have not made any predictions.

I feel no guilt.

OMG, stop

I do not want to have to issue an NSL... ffs

 

[zjcvols]

No need to make it a race thing, Z.

Good point.