The Ballad of Nico

[temptn]

Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Nico
A poor Volunteer,
Barely kept his family fed.
And then one day
He was shootin' at some Fortnite crud
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

Moonshine that is, White Lightning, Mountain Dew.

Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nico's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Nico move away from there".
Said "California's the place you outta be".
So he loaded up the Mercedes
And he moved to Beverly.

Hills that is, Swimming pools, movie stars.



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Improvements?

 

[aaronvol]

Let's move on folks.

 

[GAVol]

 

[ChrisOnRockyTop]

 

[Go aeiou]

Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Nico
A poor Volunteer,
Barely kept his family fed.
And then one day
He was shootin' at some Fortnite crud
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

Moonshine that is, White Lightning, Mountain Dew.

Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nico's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Nico move away from there".
Said "California's the place you outta be".
So he loaded up the Mercedes
And he moved to Beverly.

Hills that is, Swimming pools, movie stars.



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Improvements?

Get a copyright and register it.

 

[TAF]

 

[cooterbob]

Impressive

 

[volfeeva]

Nico gonna love that added California state tax onto those lost wages

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

A sad song.

 

[HubbaBubba]

Here...fixed the last verse for ya...


Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nico's a millionaire,
Till California says 'now give us our share'
Cause in Cali a million ain't worth a lot
So him and Big Nic then decide
to transfer to another spot

taxes that is, high rent, low NIL deals

 

[rocketskates]

 

[gule]

"I'am a leaving, on a jet plane
Orange nation proved too rough for me.'

 

[Chickenfarmer]

It’s done and over with. Move on. Next. Just like when your second wife walked out the door. No tears, just a few beers and start looking for the next one to be your Mrs.

 

[ttocswob]

Nikko don’t lose that number…
Iamaleava on a jet plane…
Back in the UCLA…
Fortune-less Son…

 

[BruisedOrange]

Nikko don’t lose that number…
Iamaleava on a jet plane…
Back in the UCLA…
Fortune-less Son…

Kudos @ttocswob! For those too young to recognize how truly inspired those song references are, they're linked below...

Nikko don’t lose that number…
Iamaleava on a jet plane…
Back in the UCLA…
Fortune-less Son…

 

[cherokeeeVOL]

Wonder if this is gonna be like with Kiffin where we see threads about it 15 years from now.

 

[temptn]

Wonder if this is gonna be like with Kiffin where we see threads about it 15 years from now.

No, because Kiffin is still relevant.

 

[Batman1948]

Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Nico
A poor Volunteer,
Barely kept his family fed.
And then one day
He was shootin' at some Fortnite crud
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

Moonshine that is, White Lightning, Mountain Dew.

Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nico's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Nico move away from there".
Said "California's the place you outta be".
So he loaded up the Mercedes
And he moved to Beverly.

Hills that is, Swimming pools, movie stars.

Just stop, and leave the song writing to the people who do it for a living

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Improvements?

 

[BruisedOrange]

Wonder if this is gonna be like with Kiffin where we see threads about it 15 years from now.

What if Nico takes appropriate independence from his family--in a respectful but adult way--balls out at UCLA and has an excellent career in the NFL?

We gonna be rushing to credit him with VF2yrs status?

 

[m1al]

 

[LargeOrange1]