The Best Analogy of the Butch Jones Hire

[BandVOL]

Everyone ready for the "I'm Proud and >>>insert word here Thrilled happy etc to be here today as the New coach for UT
We have some work to do but I know we are up to the task. I want to thank my Family and the Administration and to the fans"
"and all I can really say at this point is "GO VOLS"


Same song...heard it before

 

[JSB2277]

That's not the best analogy.... Oh wait it's not even an analogy. Thanks for playing

 

[ToptheTerrible]

Hiring Butch Jones is like going on a blind date.

You may hit a home run, or you may get herpes.

How's that for an analogy?

Dang you guys continue to make my day. Herpes, nuts, etc. MAking the pain go away (along with this jack and coke)

 

[ttocswob]

Then one day, my mom bought me a basketball,
And I loved that basketball -
It was just - like a basketball to me!

Basketball Jones - how's that for an analogy?

 

[bag12day]

He was cleared off any wrong doing. Try again.

So was oj and as someone who has a couple of contacts in the team let me say where there s smoke there's fire. Butch d had a cloud around him for "plausible deniability" if I didn't see it it didn't happen

 

[shastacles]

That isn't an analogy

fyp

 

[lawgator1]

Third choice was the charm.

 

[Volgrad98]

It's like breaking up with an ugly girl, only to go to the bar and hook up with another ugly girl. The only difference is that the girl from the bar has bigger tits.

 

[bigorangefan26]

It's like going to the bar, picking up a chick that isn't the hottest chick in the bar but is a solid 6, then you take her home and she takes off her panties and a big set of hairy nuts flop out. Going in you were optimistic on things only to find out later things went south quick.

This is disturbing.

 

[Titleistvol]

That isn't the best analogy

it isn't even an analogy...no pivot or control statement:birgits_giggle:

 

[Titleistvol]

Third choice was the charm.

milk me...:finger3:

 

[wolfe]

I want the UT job but that does mean I am qualified.

If your daddy was a good coach,and you have great hair,then yes,you are qualified to coach at UT.

 

[photovol]

Butch Jones is the only winner here.....18 Million for Butch Jones.....take one up the chute for UT