The best thread ever made on the Internet

[milohimself]

Originally posted by checkerboard_charly@Jun 27, 2005 6:24 PM
that is the stupidest thing ever written. 

death to bama fans.

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Who would we make fun of then?

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

OK ladies and gents, be warned, it's BAMMER NIGHT. Here's one from Bammer Rag.

BamaMag's LuckyBilly describes the trial this way

    Quote:LY was lynched in a biased and racially motivated case. I believe outside of Shelby County, TN with a nonpartisian jury, the outcome may be different.

A rich white man just can't get a break...:\

This is going to be a fun night!

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

More Bammer Genious!

This is a quote from tomtide2

Quote:If some of the traditional SEC schools like UGA will join with Bama in *finally* putting an end to UcheaT's widespread buying of players, the folks in East Tinnysee will be in deep do-do.

Due to the traditional weak high school athletic system in Tinnysee (don't know why it is, but that's they way it's been for a long time), UcheaT has had to BUY players from out of state. Otherwise, they just can't win. Fatso Phil is *not* an outstanding coach at all. He's pretty much middle-of-the-road, but he's neither a superior X&O's guy or an outstanding motivator. He's also *extremely* insecure, which is why he has not hesitated to build the most extensive pay-for-play and academic FRAUD scheme in SEC history. When he had Roid Krammit playing Napoleon within the SEC front office, UcheaT was given a clear "carte blanche" to do whatever suited their self-centered plans.

So, if UGA, Bama, South Carolina, Florida, Kentucky, & Vanderbilt would all band together and pool our investigative resources, UcheaT will simply be put "out of business" (a phrase Fatso Phil used about Alabama 2 years before all the NCAA poop hit the fan; now we know why he said it - he was already deeply involved in the Memphis sting at that point). LSU *might* be willing to help, but the state of Louisiana has a ton of good players and, with a tough coaching staff, they pretty much shut out everyone else already and might not care to help out. AU is literally obsessed with both HATRED & ENVY towards Bama, so it's not even worth our while to even talk to those guys.

I'm certain that Coaches Richt, Spurrier, and Meyer wouldn't appreciate what Fatso has been doing for years. If we all decide to start restoring some actual honor & respect within the SEC member schools, UcheaT will finally be "outed" as the dishonest scumbags they really are.

As a lifelong Bama fan, I once was also a very loyal SEC fan as well. But, no more. Among other things, the UcheaT mafia have engaged in widespread deception and animosity, thus poisoning the entire atmoshpere with the SEC member schools. I think that this is absolutely DISGRACEFUL, and they should be clearly exposed for all that they have gotten away with for so very long. This type of VILE hatred and manipulation just ruins all the excitement and good will that once was a very enjoyable part of SEC sports.

Thoughts???

RTR . . .

 

[GAVol]

A rich white man just can't get a break.

:laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1: :shakehead:

That may be the dopiest thing I've ever read on the internet.

Every time I read this stuff, all I think about is the way they bought Albert Means like a slave and ruined his career. But the issue of course isn't whether they did anything wrong, it's the conspiracy that caught them. :disappointed:

 

[volinbham]

Sad thing is BHAM, you and I have been hearing this crap since 2000.

The paranoia is amazing.

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

More Bammer Genious!

This is a quote from tomtide2

Quote:If some of the traditional SEC schools like UGA will join with Bama in *finally* putting an end to UcheaT's widespread buying of players, the folks in East Tinnysee will be in deep do-do.

Due to the traditional weak high school athletic system in Tinnysee (don't know why it is, but that's they way it's been for a long time), UcheaT has had to BUY players from out of state. Otherwise, they just can't win. Fatso Phil is *not* an outstanding coach at all. He's pretty much middle-of-the-road, but he's neither a superior X&O's guy or an outstanding motivator. He's also *extremely* insecure, which is why he has not hesitated to build the most extensive pay-for-play and academic FRAUD scheme in SEC history. When he had Roid Krammit playing Napoleon within the SEC front office, UcheaT was given a clear "carte blanche" to do whatever suited their self-centered plans.

So, if UGA, Bama, South Carolina, Florida, Kentucky, & Vanderbilt would all band together and pool our investigative resources, UcheaT will simply be put "out of business" (a phrase Fatso Phil used about Alabama 2 years before all the NCAA poop hit the fan; now we know why he said it - he was already deeply involved in the Memphis sting at that point). LSU *might* be willing to help, but the state of Louisiana has a ton of good players and, with a tough coaching staff, they pretty much shut out everyone else already and might not care to help out. AU is literally obsessed with both HATRED & ENVY towards Bama, so it's not even worth our while to even talk to those guys.

I'm certain that Coaches Richt, Spurrier, and Meyer wouldn't appreciate what Fatso has been doing for years. If we all decide to start restoring some actual honor & respect within the SEC member schools, UcheaT will finally be "outed" as the dishonest scumbags they really are.

As a lifelong Bama fan, I once was also a very loyal SEC fan as well. But, no more. Among other things, the UcheaT mafia have engaged in widespread deception and animosity, thus poisoning the entire atmoshpere with the SEC member schools. I think that this is absolutely DISGRACEFUL, and they should be clearly exposed for all that they have gotten away with for so very long. This type of VILE hatred and manipulation just ruins all the excitement and good will that once was a very enjoyable part of SEC sports.

Thoughts???

RTR . . .

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

the UcheaT mafia have engaged in widespread deception and animosity, thus poisoning the entire atmoshpere with the SEC member schools.

No doubt a bammer grad wrote that. Probably as part of his MA English thesis. No doubt an "A" was earned.

 

[U-T]

People can't be this stupid.

I mean, they really can't

Rich, white man can't catch a break?

 

[GAVol]

They DO exist. They are so myopic that it's unbelievable. They just don't get that nobody outside the state line gives a rip.

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

And there are SO MANY of these types. It's not just a small lunatic fringe group of people. It is a very large group.

 

[OldVol]

This is what happens when brothers and sisters reproduce.

 

[utvolpj]

Originally posted by BHAMVOLFAN@Jun 27, 2005 10:14 PM
More Bammer Genious!

This is a quote from tomtide2

        As a lifelong Bama fan, I once was also a very loyal SEC fan as well. But, no more.

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After reading that statement, he just proved that the 6th grade was the last schooling he received. "Lifelong Bama fan" has to be the most telling sign of ignorance ever stuttered in history.


:bammer:

 

[kiddiedoc]

You all are killing me. Every time I read one of these Bammer message board posts, I hear this resounding *thud* that is my IQ dropping down an elevator shaft in the back of my skull.

If you keep it up, I'll probably lose my board certification.

 

[volmanjr]

bammers sure are funny, sad and demented, but funny

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by utvolpj@Jun 28, 2005 9:29 AM
After reading that statement, he just proved that the 6th grade was the last schooling he received.  "Lifelong Bama fan" has to be the most telling sign of ignorance ever stuttered in history.
:bammer:

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It's a known fact that inbreeding stunts mental development.

I mean, all you have to do is look at the British Royals; they used to marry their first cousins. Victoria and Albert come to mind. And so what do you get? Prince Charles! Ears like a Doberman.

I rest my case.

 

[U-T]

What is funnier?

That they think anybody cares about them leaving?

OR

That they believe they the SEC is against them because of how so-called powerful they had become?

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by BHAMVOLFAN@Jun 27, 2005 11:28 PM
And there are SO MANY of these types.  It's not just a small lunatic fringe group of people.  It is a very large group.

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You can't be serious. This guy sounds like someone writing from within the walls of an institution.

To say that there are lots of these people in the state of Aleebamee if just depressing. No wonder their program is having such a hard time regaining any respectability.

 

[jessiej86]

Let's just hope the bammer fans don't find out about all the time that PF has spent with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones out at area 51!

 

[U-T]

I heard Fulmer's super duper plan is to take over the state of Alabama!!!

Ha Ha HA!

 

[U-T]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 29, 2005 10:04 AM

To say that there are lots of these people in the state of Aleebamee if just depressing.  No wonder their program is having such a hard time regaining any respectability.

Regaining? :blink:

 

[U-T]

This just gets better and better

http://tide-talk.com/index.php?option=com_...id=40&Itemid=42

Reading the accounts of yesterday’s court hearing in Tuscaloosa, I realize that our Crimson Tide is a victim of the success we all enjoyed so much in the 1960s, 1970s and even in the early ‘90s. It’ made me realize that this is why I hate the SEC, never pull for another SEC team and wish we’d leave this cesspool of small-minded, jealous, fit-pitching babies. With the exception of Ole Miss, Vanderbilt and perhaps South Carolina, I wouldn’t urinate on another SEC school if it were on fire.

The entire SEC hates Alabama for one reason and one reason only – The Crimson Tide kicked their butts year after year fair and square. That means that week in and week out during football season, every team that we face plays like Norse barbarians whipped into a frenzy. That gets annoying but it’s part of the price of fame and glory. But because we committed the unpardonable sin of being good, now we must deal with every SEC team trying to undermine UA’s football program by any means necessary. They are bent, not on beating us fair and square but destroying UA’s football program permanently so that it’s never a threat to them again.

This is something we’ve grown to expect from Auburn people. Back in the ‘60s and early ‘70s most of us can remember our Alabama elders telling us that it was beneath us to pull against Auburn. When we protested that our little Auburn buddies told us they hated Alabama and hoped Alabama lost every game, our elders told us not to sink to that level. Our elders have died off and by the end of the 1980s most of us found it hard not to follow the bumper sticker’s advice and, “beat the crowd, hate Auburn early.” Their whiney sniping of the ‘70s turned into in-your-face unearned arrogance in the ‘80s and it was more than most of us could take.

It didn’t surprise any of us when, in 1992, Auburn Booster Corky Frost paid Gene Jelks to make accusations against us. We knew that Auburn people believed Alabama alumni were behind Eric Ramsey’s accusations despite the fact that you couldn’t find a Bama fingerprint anywhere on that case. The fact is, they were victims of a corrupt system installed by their darling Pat Dye (who isn’t real bashful about telling you that everybody is paying football players these days). Instead of accepting responsibility for their actions, they lashed out at Alabama. It is central and basic to their character that they do this and we all understand. I think most of us expected better from Tennessee. What we fail to comprehend is the depth of the Tennessee Nation’s hatred of Alabama. To us, Tennessee is a team that we want badly to beat every year. But losing to Tennessee is not a year wrecker. We can live with it. Some of us may have a difficult time living through the year when Auburn beats Alabama. But usually when Tennessee beats Alabama, we’re talking about the upcoming game with Mississippi State or LSU by Wednesday.

But Tennessee has no Auburn to focus its hatred on. It really is beneath them to invest too much emotion in the Vanderbilt game. And so it has been for many years Alabama that they are focused on. It is a year wrecker for them when they lose to Alabama. And we have to remember that we wrecked 11 in a row for them in the 70s and early ‘80s. Then we wrecked nine more for them between ’86-’94. This friends, was more than their poor little psyches could handle. For people like Phil Fulmer, it wasn’t enough to work hard and outplay Alabama. They wanted an inside edge. They wanted security from the fear of losing to Alabama. I don’t know if Tennessee’s built-in inferiority complex has anything to do with it or not. They know the world sees them as inbred, barefoot hillbillies who sleep in the pen with their hogs while having sex with their sisters. Is that a factor, I just don’t know.

I hate the rest of the SEC because they know what’s going on. They know Roy Kramer ran the SEC almost exclusively to Tennessee’s benefit. They know Kramer and the SEC ignored repeated rules violations and encouraged the NCAA to do the same. They know Kramer gave Tennessee favorable schedules with open dates before both the Florida and Alabama games every year. But they pretend it isn’t happening. Witness Steve Spurrier’s shot at Alabama, saying Tide fans only hated Fulmer because Tennessee has won nine of the last 10 games. Spurrier knows what Fulmer has stacked the deck. He knows that Fulmer has taken off-the-field steps to cripple Alabama for years. He knows it was done in collusion with an SEC and NCAA that seems all too happy to ignore other teams’ violations. And yet he peddles that crap to the press. Could it be that he knows he got the Heisman but Namath, Sloan and Stabler walked away with national championships that eluded him.

The SEC owes Alabama. There were no football powers in the SEC until Alabama. Tennessee is a major football power today because its president looked across the Alabama border during the 1920s and saw the kind of prominence football brought UA. Auburn’s football program had fallen so low that it lost to Wofford before it renewed the game with Alabama in 1948. The rest of the nation had to admit that the SEC was a force to be reckoned with because it contained an Alabama team that was 4-1-1 in the Rose Bowl. Without Alabama, the SEC would have been no more prominent than the ACC. UA raised the bar for everyone and all the SEC members have reaped the benefits. And the other SEC members repay us with their undying hatred. If it doesn’t remind you of how the rest of the world looks at the United States, I don’t know what does.

But friends, we are also victims of our own success from within. Wanting to maintain that success in the ‘80s led to that ugly three-year experience with Curry that forever tainted how the rest of the football world viewed us. We have to remember that the Curry affair set the standard for running off coaches, a trend that has spread throughout Division I. It also seems to have led to an internal split that created factions apparently willing to sacrifice the football program in order to assassinate each other.

Our desire for the kind of success we had in the ‘70s made us believe that only a disciple of the Bear could deliver it. It gave us coaches like Perkins and DuBose. And I believe that it made us panic in the late ‘90s and stoop to things we’d never done before. It will probably make us fire Mike Shula at the end of the year and it will make hiring a really good coach harder than ever.

The ‘60s, ‘70s and early ‘90s were great times. But today, you almost wonder if it was worth it.

 

[volinbham]

Just to shed a little light on the Kramer stuff, I've had many Bammers tell me that Kramer gave preferential treatment to UT because we always had an open date before the Bama game!

What they ignore is that SEC teams set their non-conf. schedule and we always knocked 2 out at the very beginning and save the other for November so we can get an open date. Bama just wasn't smart enough to do their scheduling the same way!

The insanity continues!