The Last Person to post wins XVIII

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Thought I might have to take a boat to work this morning, but the roads are clear for the most part. School is out here though...any of yall completely waterlogged?

 

[tnuhcvols]

We've been soaked since Monday evening.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

same

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

We got a light dusting of snow here over night. Suppose to be sub zero temps tonight and Friday then 50's this weekend...lol

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

BEER PILLOW: Drink Beer During The Night, All Night

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

[VIDEO=]

 

[malinoisvol]

While I was out, I called HBPW and asked her to check under the vanity in the second bathroom. She did.

HER: Screamed twice and ran.
ME: What's wrong?
HER: There is something in there!
ME: What?
HER: I dont know. You can look when you get here. I'm not going back in there!

I finally get home. I go into the bathroom with a pair of tongs (playing this chit to the max ). She goes into the bedroom and locks the door (I have a history of chasing her around the house with different critters I've caught outside).

So I slide my found "critter" under the door she screams.

HER: Paybacks a bitch! That thing will be on your coffin or it will be your toe tag when I take you to the hospital.

L O L

Anywho... I tied a piece of thread to the "critter" and taped it to the vanity door. Then i placed the "critter" on top the P trap so when the door opened the "critter" would swing out.

Meet the "critter"

 

[joevol33]

Mal gonna get whooped!!

 

[tnuhcvols]

You got a backup plan? Its prob gonna be awhile before........ well you know

 

[joevol33]

You got a backup plan? Its prob gonna be awhile before........ well you know

 

[Tin Man]

"Big trouble" means something altogether different in my empty nest...

 

[malinoisvol]

I've been get'n whooped for the 38 years. Luckily, I've got a luxurious dog house that I've had time to furnish and decorate well.

Mal gonna get whooped!!

 

[hmanvolfan]

[VIDEO=]

There’s something wrong with you.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

I thought it was funny. May have to turn the sound on lol

 

[Ace_Hunter]

Pontifically last

 

[joevol33]

Pontifically last

Okay, who is the new guy? Explain yourself, and bite me!!

 

[Ace_Hunter]

Is this like 20 questions?

A/S/L

 

[joevol33]

Is this like 20 questions?

A/S/L

Yes.
How do you feel about mayo?
Which team you hate the most?
Have you seen John Wick 3?
How do you feel about @theFallGuy ?

 

[Ace_Hunter]

Yes.
How do you feel about mayo?
Which team you hate the most?
Have you seen John Wick 3?
How do you feel about @theFallGuy ?

I like salad dressing
Alabama and Ohio State and Nebraska outside the SEC
Yes
I’m a fan of Lee Majors

 

[VolNExile]

I like salad dressing
Alabama and Ohio State and Nebraska outside the SEC
Yes
I’m a fan of Lee Majors

Waterworld and mac and cheese tho

 

[hmanvolfan]

Were you the valid victorian of your high school class?

 

[Ace_Hunter]

Were you the valid victorian of your high school class?

Good lord, no.

 

[VolNExile]

Good lord, no.

Pre-Madonna, IMO.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Yes.
How do you feel about mayo?
Which team you hate the most?
Have you seen John Wick 3?
How do you feel up @theFallGuy ?

Fyp

 

[Ace_Hunter]

Pre-Madonna, IMO.

1997 should’ve been a better year