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Souce is a warm and understanding fella.
I mean, let's just take a second to analyze how that extra 5 degrees could negatively impact @NorCalVol67's life.
  • A potential underarm sweat ring on his favorite purple silk shirt
  • Ice melting 20% quicker in his mixed drink later
  • 25% more time spent on his balcony because the ocean breeze cools the air down to desired 78 degrees
    • Being outdoors longer may result in an insect bite or sting
  • Extra depletion of energy walking to the bar to pick up food & drink
  • If he decides to take a walk on the beach, the sand will be hotter on his freshly done pedicure
    • Note: pedicure done by servants, not by a business he had to visit during the pandemic
More could be listed, but these are just a few that makes me worry about him.
 
I mean, let's just take a second to analyze how that extra 5 degrees could negatively impact @NorCalVol67's life.
  • A potential underarm sweat ring on his favorite purple silk shirt
  • Ice melting 20% quicker in his mixed drink later
  • 25% more time spent on his balcony because the ocean breeze cools the air down to desired 78 degrees
    • Being outdoors longer may result in an insect bite or sting
  • Extra depletion of energy walking to the bar to pick up food & drink
  • If he decides to take a walk on the beach, the sand will be hotter on his freshly done pedicure
    • Note: pedicure done by servants, not by a business he had to visit during the pandemic
More could be listed, but these are just a few that makes me worry about him.

The ice melting is a big concern, the insect bite not so much. I am too high up for insects.
 

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