Go to Belgium. Order fries. Ask very loudly for ketchup. If they don't have any, produce your own. Make a huge show of putting ketchup on the fries or putting the fries into the ketchup. Order a Belgian beer to go with the fries. Exclaim loudly several times how refreshing it is and how well it accompanies the fries with ketchup.No ketchup?
No desire to ever set foot in any European country.Go to Belgium. Order fries. Ask very loudly for ketchup. If they don't have any, produce your own. Make a huge show of putting ketchup on the fries or putting the fries into the ketchup. Order a Belgian beer to go with the fries. Exclaim loudly several times how refreshing it is and how well it accompanies the fries with ketchup.