I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
… I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)
… I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"
… I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
… Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
… I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's a real fawking *******)