It’s Been 6 Months Since CNN Gave Zoom Masturbator Jeffrey Toobin ‘Time Off’ To Deal With a ‘Personal Issue’
Legal analyst was promptly fired by the 'New Yorker' for traumatizing colleagues
You've gotta hand it to Jeffrey Toobin. The CNN legal analyst was promptly
fired by the
New Yorker after masturbating on a Zoom call in October 2020 and traumatizing his colleagues for the rest of their lives. Toobin, however, managed to persuade CNN not to fire him over his public display of self-affection. The left-wing news network merely granted his request for "some time off while he deals with a personal issue."
That was more than six months ago, which is a long time to be dealing with a personal issue, even one you've simply made up after getting caught masturbating on a Zoom call, or "tweaking the lede," as they say in the news business. Reports suggest Toobin will "probably"
return to CNN at some point, but the network's top legal analyst was conspicuously
absent during the coverage of Derek Chauvin's murder trial.
A
New York Times profile published in January confirmed that Toobin was still employed as CNN's chief legal analyst and hinted at a possible return. CNN president Jeff Zucker is reportedly a big fan of Toobin but is
leaving the network at the end of the year.
It's Been 6 Months Since CNN Gave Zoom Masturbator Jeffrey Toobin 'Time Off' to Deal With a 'Personal Issue'