I feel like I should preemptively issue a disclaimer:
During periods of poor performance by our beloved Vols tonight, in no way should anyone take my comments as serious, factual or an attempt to troll fellow fans. I’ll try for restraint from rapid vent posting, but it’s a struggle.
Go Vols!!!!!
Our pup is not using his shock collar, but FedX can't get it to you in time.
But, hey, one of you inventive types out there should develop a "bad fan version" that works as a phone app. A ridiculous game comment by a NegaVol gives them a big zap.
Offer the collars in team colors & market nationally? Just make sure the crimson ones can be hacked on the 3rd Sat in Oct! A year later, offer an upgrade to the improved AI version that senses trolls.