There were 3 basketball players, one each from Al, Fla, and KY, standing on a burning roof . The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Al player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right. He hit the sidewalk with a splat.
They then called to the Fla player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. They said they liked Fla better than Al. So he jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left.
The Al player hit with a splat on the sidewalk. Then they called to the Ky player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump.
The fire department said they hated Al and Fla. He yelled back and said, "Lay the blanket down, and then I'll jump!"