Since I'm a caring person. I reported the following assault. Here's a transcript:
SEC Office: This is the SEC office, my name is Bubba. Roll Tide. How can I help you?
Me: I'd like to report an assault at an event you are hosting.
Sec Office: Let me transfer you to Greg, Roll Tide.
Greg: This is Commissioner Sankey. Roll Tide. Where is the assault?
Me: In Hoover
Greg: What is happening? Roll Tide
Me: Its a beatdown. Its a bloodbath
Greg: Is anyone hurt? Roll Tide
Me: Just see a giant elephant carcass. Go Vols
Since I'm a caring person. I reported the following assault. Here's a transcript:
SEC Office: This is the SEC office, my name is Bubba. Roll Tide. How can I help you?
Me: I'd like to report an assault at an event you are hosting.
Sec Office: Let me transfer you to Greg, Roll Tide.
Greg: This is Commissioner Sankey. Roll Tide. Where is the assault?
Me: In Hoover
Greg: What is happening? Roll Tide
Me: Its a beatdown. Its a bloodbath
Greg: Is anyone hurt? Roll Tide
Me: Just see a giant elephant carcass. Go Vols
@feathersax when it's over at the bottom of this inning, find a bammer and do your best Froggy Fresh version of .... You Just Run Ruled! YEP YEP!!
Some of y'all ain't gonna get it. Maybe none of you.