The Official Tennessee vs Alabama SEC Tourney Game Thread 11AM EST

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And let's go back to the hotel
 
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Since I'm a caring person. I reported the following assault. Here's a transcript:

SEC Office: This is the SEC office, my name is Bubba. Roll Tide. How can I help you?

Me: I'd like to report an assault at an event you are hosting.

Sec Office: Let me transfer you to Greg, Roll Tide.

Greg: This is Commissioner Sankey. Roll Tide. Where is the assault?

Me: In Hoover

Greg: What is happening? Roll Tide

Me: Its a beatdown. Its a bloodbath

Greg: Is anyone hurt? Roll Tide

Me: Just see a giant elephant carcass. Go Vols

Page two of transcript:

Bubba: They hitting us in our nuts, for real this time!
 
Since I'm a caring person. I reported the following assault. Here's a transcript:

SEC Office: This is the SEC office, my name is Bubba. Roll Tide. How can I help you?

Me: I'd like to report an assault at an event you are hosting.

Sec Office: Let me transfer you to Greg, Roll Tide.

Greg: This is Commissioner Sankey. Roll Tide. Where is the assault?

Me: In Hoover

Greg: What is happening? Roll Tide

Me: Its a beatdown. Its a bloodbath

Greg: Is anyone hurt? Roll Tide

Me: Just see a giant elephant carcass. Go Vols

Greg: I'll send the Air Force to check it out... Roll Tide

Greg: Sorry, dude, the Marines arrived wearing Orange.
 
Big awesome win...now if we are to win an SEC tourney championship it will have to be done with midweek guys and a rested bullpen
 
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