The official VN Unwritten Rule Book

[DD4ME]

Do not check to see if someone has already started a thread about something you just read elsewhere. Immediately start a thread.

 

[Volunteer forever]

If someone mentions Twitter that means they are a stalker

 

[ukvols]

Understand the difference between "quiet" and "quite," as they are different words with different meanings. "Quiet" is posted as "quite" on VN the majority of the time it is used. VN's other favorite misspelled word is to spell "ridiculous" with an 'e' in it. There is no 'e' in that word.

 

[Volunteer forever]

Remind Vandy and their 5 fans everyday that they might be better now but we still own them!

 

[OrangeDog]

If one of your first 25 posts are in the Endzone, you are an alter.

What is the Endzone?
(no football jokes here please)

 

[OrangeDog]

The TRUTH can only come from Bucksnort...

All else are just RUMORS...

............unless coming from Cody via Summer Camp

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Inside Mod humor from a recent reported post.

Speaking of which .... If a thread lasts 75 posts in a forum, don't report it for being off topic. You know who you are. :hi:

Make it a point to quote your own posts. This is just good forum practice.

 

[CNCVol88]

Siap but don't waste your energy typing about our little sister to the west. You'll regret it.

 

[Plano Vol]

A dynamite set of charlies is not a reference to football players.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Rule # 634: You gotta want it.

 

[DD4ME]

what is the endzone?
(no football jokes here please)

tos

 

[DD4ME]

Rule # 634: You gotta want it.

The only way to want it is sleeveless near a lake

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The only way to want it is sleeveless near a lake

Indeed. There's no better way to want it.

 

[DownTheField]

A rule I swear by:

Make sure to "like" every post that ridicules those terrible twitter stalkers. But first make sure to check if the "recruiting tweets only" sticky is bold!

 

[1972 Grad]

Understand the difference between "quiet" and "quite," as they are different words with different meanings. "Quiet" is posted as "quite" on VN the majority of the time it is used. VN's other favorite misspelled word is to spell "ridiculous" with an 'e' in it. There is no 'e' in that word.

Yeah, but there's an "e" in both "quiet" and "quite," so that makes up for it. Maybe it doesn't quiet make up for it. I guess that as a rediculous statement, huh?

 

[TXA&M07]

Mods can we move these girls to the Motorsports forum where no one cares?

Quiet down youngster, the grown ups are talking.

 

[supersmo18]

If you must write a long post without any punctuation, you must do two thing:

1. Always end it with a period. That way we know that your keyboard is functioning properly, yet you chose to write in that manner.

2. Make sure the thoughts expressed in the post would still sound bat crap crazy, even if you'd written them in an intelligible way.

Go play in traffic, troll. :finger3:

 

[Volunteer forever]

Mods can we move these girls to the Motorsports forum where no one cares?

I'm enjoying it. Please guys carry on.

 

[1vol]

No link it did not happen.

 

[Volunteer forever]

Rule #712. Never mention the 2011 Kentucky game!

 

[DD4ME]

To make certain your post sounds more authoritative sprinkle in made up percentages. 95% of the time it works.

 

[DD4ME]

When you've run out of useful things to say add gifs but preferably of boobs. 99% of the time it increases your like ratio too.

 

[Volunteer forever]

When you've run out of useful things to say add gifs but preferably of boobs. 99% of the time it increases your like ratio too.

You can get 30 or more likes with a bouncing boob gif

 

[1972 Grad]

Rule #712. Never mention the 2011 Kentucky game!

What kind of an idiot would do that?

 

[Volunteer forever]

What kind of an idiot would do that?

I see what you did there!