The official VN Unwritten Rule Book

#29
#29
If you must write a long post without any punctuation, you must do two thing:

1. Always end it with a period. That way we know that your keyboard is functioning properly, yet you chose to write in that manner.

2. Make sure the thoughts expressed in the post would still sound bat crap crazy, even if you'd written them in an intelligible way.
 
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#30
#30
Never spell anything wrong.

Follow lots of kids on twitter. Then come on VN and twist their words so that everyone gets worked up about what a 17 or 18 yo said or may not have meant to say.

Correct all spelling errors and act like your better than the person who made the error.

Start a thread after every home game about how some old person told you to sit down.
 
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#31
#31
At least, read the OP before chiming in with your post #400 that is completely off base.
 
#36
#36
Remember to add just enough negativity to your post to not be called a sunshine pumper, and just enough sunshine to not be called a negavol.
 
#39
#39
Always alert the entire board when you put someone on ignore. People are always interested.
 
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#42
#42
Go in this order:

1 - Read the statements by negavols.
2 - Decide that being a negavol is cool.
3 - Become a negavol yourself.
4 - Take you and your negavol friends and go start another message board.
5 - Make fun of VN because they're a bunch of sunshine pumpers.
6 - Make an article saying that Gruden WILL BE the next HC at UT.
7 - Be horrilbly wrong.
8 - Leave that article up for the world to see for months.

or something like that.
 
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#47
#47
jackaro said:
Anytime someone mentions Jimmy Hyams make a joke about him reporting something well after everyone else has. It wasn't that funny to begin with, but hey, beating a joke into the ground makes it funnier, right?

Anytime someone mentions Phil Fulmer say something about Krispy Kreme, again not that funny in the first place but it needs to be said every time.

Call anyone who is optimistic about the football teams chances an idiot, and anyone who is not rediculously optimistic a negavol.

Use someones post count as an argument for their credibility (or lack there of).

Insult and tell any fan of a rival team to get out (or play in traffic) no matter what the relevancy or truthfulness of their post.
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Make fun of coach Fulmer, only coach to come close getting us a NC NOW THATS REAL FUNNY.:eek:lol:
 
#48
#48
When arguing with a Bama fan, you automatically win by bringing up Johnny Football.

For Florida fans, replace "Johnny Football" with "Louisville."
 
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