The official VN Unwritten Rule Book

[OrangeDog]

When listing recruits as "SILENTS!" you can pick a maximum of 7.

 

[Chris4Vols22]

that kind of post is bringing mediocracy to volnation

Define "mediocracy."

Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

I think it was broken :hi:

 

[Volunteer forever]

Cant give a 3 star commit a BOOM

 

[99gator]

Define "mediocracy."

Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

broken.

 

[Chris4Vols22]

broken.

Lol I'm slow.

 

[OrangeDog]

"their", "there", and "they're are 3 different words used 3 different ways. Amazing how many posters can't seem to get this straight.

the word DEFINITELY does not have an A in it.

Remember that the posters on VN didn't go to an Ivory League School.... nor were we Valid Victorians as was mentioned earlier (much earlier) in this thread.

 

[volfanecs]

All Fulmerites must show their AARP Card at the door.

And Fulmer haters must show our won-lost record since he was fired at the same door.

 

[1972 Grad]

Never forget our old VFL's..... i.e. always keep Rod Wilks jokes at hand, and Cooter on the tip of your tongue.

 

[TNVolunteerGrad]

If someone breaks any news, you must follow up with "link?" afterwards.

 

[Volumnus 2011]

"their", "there", and "they're are 3 different words used 3 different ways. Amazing how many posters can't seem to get this straight.

Yes. There 3 different words. People need to get they're freakin education. Their, I said it.

 

[Hobock]

If one of your first 25 posts are in the Endzone, you are an alter.

 

[TXA&M07]

If one of your first 25 posts are in the Endzone, you are an alter.

Ooooooh I like this one.

 

[Volumnus 2011]

Never use a current coach's name in your username. And if you do, and that coach gets fired, use Lloyd Christmas as your avi.

 

[bmaultbay]

Never forget our old VFL's..... i.e. always keep Rod Wilks jokes at hand, and Cooter on the tip of your tongue.

:lolabove:

 

[CroKev]

One period will suffice.

Actually, a comma would be more appropriate.

 

[Volunteer forever]

Never start a thread with the words "Moral Victory"

 

[voldawgforever]

Never use a current coach's name in your username. And if you do, and that coach gets fired, use Lloyd Christmas as your avi.

:good!:

 

[bamawriter]

Never start a thread with the words "Moral Victory"

To build on this:

If you are having trouble distinguishing between a moral victory and a real one, look up the score of the game in question and apply that information to all future posts on the subject.

 

[Ashevillevol]

Nice, nice rack... I mean thread. This is what the offseason is for. :loco:

 

[DD4ME]

If one of your first 25 posts are in the Endzone, you are an alter.

And possibly returning from band camp

 

[DD4ME]

"Book It" is code for I am drunk

 

[DD4ME]

TOS is a monster that eats babies

 

[DD4ME]

Never spell anything wrong.

Follow lots of kids on twitter. Then come on VN and twist their words so that everyone gets worked up about what a 17 or 18 yo said or may not have meant to say.

Correct all spelling errors and act like your better than the person who made the error.

Start a thread after every home game about how some old person told you to sit down.

*yore

 

[Hobock]

This is unacceptable behavior.

 

[DD4ME]

Before you berate someone else start your post with
"I hate to be that guy but"

If someone thinks differently than you be sure to call them "not a true fan" so they know you mean it.