The Semi-Forgotten Man

#26
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Milehigh_Vol said:
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
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Once again Woodsy leaps out of left field with a post to make us scratch our heads, chuckle & shout "Yeah, baby!" Appreciate the humor & effort in this post!:whistling:
 
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Marquez North - 6.0 4*
Von Pearson - 6.0 4*
Josh Malone - 6.1 5*
Jason Croom - 5.8 4*
Kameel Jackson - 5.8 4* - Walk on who played as a freshman at Oklahoma
Ryan Jenkins - 5.7 3* - healthy now
Pig Howard - 5.8 4*
Vic Wharton - 5.8 4*
Josh Smith - 5.5 3* - 2013 freshman starter
Johnathon Johnson - 5.5 3*
Adrian Gamble - 5.5 3* - Transfer from UVA
Jacob Carter - Walk on who got significant playing time under Dooley
Drae Bowles - 5.8 4*
Cody Blanc - 5.4 2*
 
#36
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UT_Dutchman said:
It's just a cover, that's how it fools you. Oh and with this thread I believe you have taken the lead in thread production over BeattieFeathers. Remember it's a marathon until august, not a sprint don't wear yourself out to quickly.
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At least Woodsman's threads are positive.
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
With all the talk and attention being focused on North, Pearson, and Malone with good reason, I want to talk about the semi-forgotten man, one Jason Croom. In the justified hype of North, and wild with expectations for Pearson, Malone, Croom is rarely mentioned. He’s a monster of a WR who at season end was showing progress. It continued during spring practice. When the Butch unleashes this monster man, with North and/or Pearson at the other end, well. . . .

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Six foot-five, 235 pounds of bone and muscle, this son-of-gun is going hit like sixteen tons. Now, imagine a single tackler way out in the lonesome field away from line of scrimmage, trying to drag down this horror after a catch. Woe to any caught all alone with him out there after a catch. And if it’ head on, bash won’t be the word, but mash will.

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

He’s had a year under belt and to get his routing running right. As he said, he’s been focusing on using his body more effectively. Only natural because his body is a natural weapon. I fully expect to see opponent defenders doing what happened with Jarnell Stokes. They will just bounce off that monstrous frame. The beauty is that teams won’t be able to key on him due to the other monsters we have in North, Malone and Pearson. Defenders time and again will have to go one on one with these guys. And this is why we will finally see the real Jason Croom, but our opponents will call him ‘Doom.” My apologies, Victor, Lord of Latveria.

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula, and his son

And of course we got a second tier supporting cast in Carter, Blanc, Smith, Wharton, Helm, and Johnson. All who can take advantage of a tired and whipped bunch of cornerbacks and safeties. Perhaps damaged as well from bouncing off and having the witlessness to be truck mashed by the Croom they call Doom.

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

Jason Croom will be semi-forgotten no more. Take it away, Bobby:

They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
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You forgot Pig
 
#40
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I'm excited about seeing our new receivers, but this is the guy I've been wanting to see go off on a defense. He seemed to be coming on at the end of last year, but it was hard to tell how much because of the QB situation. I think this will be the year we see some DB's get "Croomated"! :rock:
 
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OP, you should change your song to "Croomster Smash. He was a gridiron flash. Ran through them like trash, he did the Croomster Smash!
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
With all the talk and attention being focused on North, Pearson, and Malone with good reason, I want to talk about the semi-forgotten man, one Jason Croom. In the justified hype of North, and wild with expectations for Pearson, Malone, Croom is rarely mentioned. He’s a monster of a WR who at season end was showing progress. It continued during spring practice. When the Butch unleashes this monster man, with North and/or Pearson at the other end, well. . . .

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Six foot-five, 235 pounds of bone and muscle, this son-of-gun is going hit like sixteen tons. Now, imagine a single tackler way out in the lonesome field away from line of scrimmage, trying to drag down this horror after a catch. Woe to any caught all alone with him out there after a catch. And if it’ head on, bash won’t be the word, but mash will.

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

He’s had a year under belt and to get his routing running right. As he said, he’s been focusing on using his body more effectively. Only natural because his body is a natural weapon. I fully expect to see opponent defenders doing what happened with Jarnell Stokes. They will just bounce off that monstrous frame. The beauty is that teams won’t be able to key on him due to the other monsters we have in North, Malone and Pearson. Defenders time and again will have to go one on one with these guys. And this is why we will finally see the real Jason Croom, but our opponents will call him ‘Doom.” My apologies, Victor, Lord of Latveria.

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula, and his son

And of course we got a second tier supporting cast in Carter, Blanc, Smith, Wharton, Helm, and Johnson. All who can take advantage of a tired and whipped bunch of cornerbacks and safeties. Perhaps damaged as well from bouncing off and having the witlessness to be truck mashed by the Croom they call Doom.

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

Jason Croom will be semi-forgotten no more. Take it away, Bobby:

They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
dancing.gif
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Thanks for posting! I have thought this too! I very seldom post as most people only pay attention to a few posters but I believe Croom will have a monster year also. He was definitely beginning to come on just when he was injured. He will be a mis-match for many teams.
 
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#44
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Love the song "Monster Mash". Que it up for my kids every Halloween. They love it as much as I did.
 
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PassedOutAwake said:
Marquez North - 6.0 4*
Von Pearson - 6.0 4*
Josh Malone - 6.1 5*
Jason Croom - 5.8 4*
Kameel Jackson - 5.8 4* - Walk on who played as a freshman at Oklahoma
Ryan Jenkins - 5.7 3* - healthy now
Pig Howard - 5.8 4*
Vic Wharton - 5.8 4*
Josh Smith - 5.5 3* - 2013 freshman starter
Johnathon Johnson - 5.5 3*
Adrian Gamble - 5.5 3* - Transfer from UVA
Jacob Carter - Walk on who got significant playing time under Dooley
Drae Bowles - 5.8 4*
Cody Blanc - 5.4 2*
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And more on the way, we should be loaded for awhile.
 
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PassedOutAwake said:
Marquez North - 6.0 4*
Von Pearson - 6.0 4*
Josh Malone - 6.1 5*
Jason Croom - 5.8 4*
Kameel Jackson - 5.8 4* - Walk on who played as a freshman at Oklahoma
Ryan Jenkins - 5.7 3* - healthy now
Pig Howard - 5.8 4*
Vic Wharton - 5.8 4*
Josh Smith - 5.5 3* - 2013 freshman starter
Johnathon Johnson - 5.5 3*
Adrian Gamble - 5.5 3* - Transfer from UVA
Jacob Carter - Walk on who got significant playing time under Dooley
Drae Bowles - 5.8 4*
Cody Blanc - 5.4 2*
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Given whoever's our QB will have time to throw the football (That's a significant 'given.'), this list equals some really frustrating fourth quarters for at least a couple of this season's opponents........and hopefully this will be an ever-developing dilemma for DC's around the SEC who've gotta' keep fresh DB's in the game against Butchie's WRU bunch. QB prospects: Take note.

:td:
 
#49
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I read this and laughed my butt off. My wife was sitting near me and looked at me like I had a third eyeball or something! LOL Good Post!
 
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