The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Behr]

no points because you cropped half of my quote dummy!

That's reason #236 why we should have never started letting people in here without questioning, approval and permission.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

 

[Behr]

Reason #237.

This ain't no joke Slick, this is serial business.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Souce was in charge of that.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Reason #237.

This ain't no joke Slick, this is serial business.

Super Cereal?

 

[theFallGuy]

Oh lawd

 

[Behr]

I just sent a pic of me in my new Zebra skin thong banana hammock to @theFallGuy and he already responded.

Looks like some serious equipment there

 

[theFallGuy]

I just sent a pic of me in my new Zebra skin thong banana hammock to @theFallGuy and he already responded.

I was literally waiting for someone to take advantage of that one

 

[Behr]

You literally love literally. Literally.

I was literally waiting for someone to take advantage of that one

Literally wtf

Literally no sports on. What am I supposed to do

this coffee is literally chit!

I literally don't care. 2 points for a creative retort.

I literally thought you were BeardedVol

i mean i was literally gonna post that but i didn't want to trigger Behr

 

[VolNExile]

You literally love literally. Literally.

Thumbs up on this, but you have WAY too much time on your hands.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Behr]

I know, it took a whole 2 minutes.

 

[VolNExile]

I know, it took a whole 2 minutes.

You are the SearchMaster of VN.

 

[Behr]

I'm so tired of losing I got nothing to do and all day to iiiiiittttt. I'd go out cruising but I've no place to go and all night to get theeeerrrreee.

 

[Guest]

Joe, you're neeckit on the couch with some nurses doing what?

I'm laid back on the couch while the nurses do their thing. I could easily fall asleep!

 

[Behr]

 

[GordonC]

That might be my next hat. Thanks

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Hey @rocytop2624

How much money did you spend on tranny hookers last weekend?

18k

 

[rocytop2624]

Just hookers and blow!

 

[Behr]

Hey Gordon I hear your Sex Boat is doing pretty good financially and the all male crew have a one piece uniform. What's it look like?

View attachment 368742

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The smell of soda and peaches as your sitting on the lake with your rod in your hand

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[vol445]

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Knew that would end up here

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Tiffany doctored my finger up!.. I think I toughened it up though. Grabbing and squeezing that steel bar with 200lbs on it, then the soap getting into the cut, then the shampoo! Burn is gone now!

.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey OS why don't you take your favorite sex toy with you when you visit your BF?

There's way too much needed items in a purse & it won't fit.

 

[Guest]

Hey OS why don't you take your favorite sex toy with you when you visit your BF?

I am my favorite sex toy