The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[malinoisvol]

Lol

 

[malinoisvol]

Hey Mal, what was the first thing you thought when you woke up naked at that male midget circus?

That would have worked with @Behr 's too.

 

[Guest]

Hey OS, are you glad they finally made some Ken doll underwear that fits you, and are they too tight?

Let the record show, I've never called anything of mine lil wiggle

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Happy New Year @volwindy!! Kevin looks worn out. How do you feel after placing a dozen viagras in his drink last night?

Same. Rough night. Nap in future.

 

[Behr]

Joe will you and souce be rolling around neckit together in olive oil and butter?

Just butter tonight

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Happy New Year @Orange Sunset. What did the male midget hookers tell you the other night?

Can you give me a lil more than this?

 

[theFallGuy]

Joe will you and souce be rolling around neckit together in olive oil and butter?

Oh lawd!

 

[Guest]

They was wanting dime saks & all I had was nickel one's

 

[theFallGuy]

Wtf

 

[Guest]

a packet containing an amount of an illegal drug selling for ten dollars

 

[Behr]

 

[theFallGuy]

a packet containing an amount of an illegal drug selling for ten dollars

No chit

 

[theFallGuy]

Waterworld

 

[Behr]

Moby Dick

 

[Behr]

Joe, do you watch you and Souces home porn movie before you go to bed at night?

Both of us watch it!

Okay, chill.

 

[tdawgs]

Hey BIGORANGEMOJO, who you pulling for
in the NCG ? Bamma or Dawgs?

Dawgs

 

[NorCalVol67]

Weak.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Sup @tdawgs, what is the sound your wife makes when you two have sex?

Silence

 

[NorCalVol67]

And that’s how it’s done.

 

[tdawgs]

BIGORANGEMOJO and NorCalVol, ya'll ever had sex with goats? Did ya'll enjoy it?

I did that once not too long after I graduated and yeah, it's not nearly as relaxing.

, I will not sharing pics of that trip. Ha ha.

We then ended up doing a drunk snorkeling excursion

And that’s how it’s done.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Sup @tdawgs, I heard you met Pee Wee Herman at a theater once. Got any pics of that?

They are ALLLL over the internet. lol.

 

[Behr]

 

[NorCalVol67]

That may be the worst one in the history of the tread.

 

[Behr]

That may be the worst one in the history of the tread.

I actually feel sorry for him.

 

[Behr]

Just kidding. He's a dumbass. Lol.