The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[joevol33]

Hey Cuz, you hear we were having midget strippers and clothing optional at the next family reunion, you coming?

Count me in!

Wrote your name down!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@McDad - Wasnt Behr and Souce trying to pick between you and Joe at the truck stop urinal?

If they did that, who would they choose? Which D brings enthusiasm? I don't know.

 

[NorCalVol67]

McDad just got turned on at the thought.

 

[GordonC]

What did you think when liljoe took souce's place in the truck stop bathroom stall?

That was slicker than boiled okra. Didn't even realized I swallowed it.

Oh lorty

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

@GordonC , are you going to show FastChad your d!ck pics?

I'll show him tomorrow. He needs something to keep his mind on this summer, something to keep him busy.

 

[82_VOL_83]

@GordonC , are you going to show FastChad your d!ck pics?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

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[Orangeburst]

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speechless or gif issue? lol

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

speechless or gif issue? lol

I misread your quote. I thought you said butthole instead of butthurt..

 

[Orangeburst]

I misread your quote. I thought you said butthole instead of butthurt..

how did we end in the Zone?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

how did we end in the Zone?

I thought your post was "Your butthole is notable" and I put it in the out of context thread.

No more drinking and posting for me...

 

[joevol33]

how did we end in the Zone?

He has issues!

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

He has issues!

That is an understatement

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@joevol33, Describe Lyons Family reunions

It was nice to take her. Kinda wore her out, and she slept coming home, and still in bed, but she had fun!

 

[McDad]

@Weezer
Hey hog, doesn't Weezer strike you as a small membered attention seeker?

Agreed. No way it's hung.

 

[Weezer]

@Weezer
Hey hog, doesn't Weezer strike you as a small membered attention seeker?

Ouch. Someone is lashing out because I refused to wear tight pants for him.

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33, Describe Lyons Family reunions

Spot on

 

[joevol33]

Hey 95, what were you yelling from that men's bathroom stall with that trucker that got you banned from McDonald's?

Stroke me, stroke me

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey 95, what were you yelling from that men's bathroom stall with that trucker that got you banned from McDonald's?

Meh, too easy. You should be ashamed.

 

[VolNExile]

Meh, too easy. You should be ashamed.

You don’t pick up a nickel from the sidewalk?

 

[82_VOL_83]

You don’t pick up a nickel from the sidewalk?

Yeah I see your point. I pick up pennies.

 

[joevol33]

Yeah I see your point. I pick up pennies.

Well, hush up and get back on that porch!

 

[GordonC]

Well, hush up and get back on that porch!

 

[82_VOL_83]

Well, hush up and get back on that porch!

You can. KMEA too!

 

[Tin Man]

You don’t pick up a nickel from the sidewalk?

Yeah I see your point. I pick up pennies.

Road money. The missus and I used to have a can in which we deposited found coins. The hard part is stopping for coins when you're riding a bicycle. My missus stopped in the gore of a major roadway to retrieve 47 cents. Eventually, she made it safely through the intersection and rejoined our group. We were waiting for her to the side of the route.