The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Behr]

After my visit to the gentleman’s club, after I had my suit cleaned, I gave it to Goodwill.

 

[Behr]

Hey Behr...........Just got txt from friend that was raised in PG
"We dodged a bullet" wind is changing, no much tidal surge!!!!

Punta Gorda I'm guessing? That's good! I was blessed again and only lost power for about 15 hours and it happened at 9:30 pm so I slept through most of it. Well, alot of it. Didn't even have to throw any refrigerator stuff out.

I assume you did alright?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Punta Gorda I'm guessing? That's good! I was blessed again and only lost power for about 15 hours and it happened at 9:30 pm so I slept through most of it. Well, alot of it. Didn't even have to throw any refrigerator stuff out.

I assume you did alright?

CO Sensors worked well?

 

[JustFunnN'Orange]

Punta Gorda I'm guessing? That's good! I was blessed again and only lost power for about 15 hours and it happened at 9:30 pm so I slept through most of it. Well, alot of it. Didn't even have to throw any refrigerator stuff out.

I assume you did alright?

Hand full of facia and soffit damage, other than that OK! Only about 400 ft from canal that goes to Peace River.......no high water at all!!
Thanks for checking!

 

[McDad]

@malinoisvol Michelangelo's sculpture, David, is widely regarded as a masterpiece. What do you enjoy most about it?

Pecker.

 

[Behr]

He'd yell my name and 5 seconds later, he would toss it. One day, I reached my hand up, caught it, threw it back, and went back to sleep.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Well done @Behr. Revenge will be forthcoming but 10/10

 

[Behr]

Well done @Behr. Revenge will be forthcoming but 10/10

 

[Behr]

Tin Man in 1812. ^^^^^^

 

[Behr]

Souce saw the noods I sent him and he asked me how he could make his @#$% look bigger. I don't know but thought I'd ask you fine people if you had any suggestions.

Paint it Black???

There you go @Souce

 

[VolNExile]

Souce saw the noods I sent him and he asked me how he could make his @#$% look bigger. I don't know but thought I'd ask you fine people if you had any suggestions.



There you go @Souce

Nah, black makes things look smaller. Kelly green with giant pink polka dots, maybe. Not for further use in this thread!

 

[Behr]

Nah, black makes things look smaller. Kelly green with giant pink polka dots, maybe. Not for further use in this thread!

But there's a reason I .....well, if you don't get it you're not supposed to.

Carry on.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

But there's a reason I .....well, if you don't get it you're not supposed to.

Carry on.

You can't carry on once you go a certain color, according to the saying.

 

[joevol33]

Hey TFG, do the guys at the truck stop know how dedicated you've been to strengthening your forearm muscles, to help your endurance?

I hope they appreciate it

I'm sure they will.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

@cuz, what did you list as your qualifications for the truck stop gig?

Sucks good

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Oh chit bizcuts! WTF is pushing Kid joe around today!

 

[Behr]

@WTF's cuz, what is TFG's best quality?

Sucks good

 

[Tin Man]

Clearly, hearsay

 

[Behr]

Clearly, hearsay

You only say that hoping someone will go into detail to prove to you they know. You sick sum beach.

 

[Behr]

Souce, help Tin out. Please.

TIA.

 

[VolNExile]

But there's a reason I .....well, if you don't get it you're not supposed to.

Carry on.

Shouldn’t post before my coffee, obviously!

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Shouldn’t post before my coffee, obviously!

Black coffee?

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr walks into the Truckstop bathroom and sees Joe and Souce with baby oil

Nom nom nom nom

 

[82_VOL_83]

Black coffee?

xtra large cup?

 

[Tin Man]

xtra large cup?

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