A Vol, a Gator, a Tiger and an old man are on a plane.
The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash and that everyone must escape to live. All of them look and there are only 3 parachutes.
The Tiger player stands up and says:
"I have to have a chute. I have to get back to Baton Rouge and defend our National Championship."
he jumps out and then the Gator stands up and says:
"I obviously have to use the parachute. Coach Zook needs me to begin our SEC championship run."
he too jumps out.
The old man looks at the kid and says:
"You should take the last chute, I don't have much longer. And since I am a Vol fan, I know you need to go help them win."
The Vol looks at the old man and says:
"Why don't we both go, that stupid Gator took my backpack."
Happy ending: The Gator tore a hole in the Tiger's chute on the way down.