The Topic That Will Never Die
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For those of you who don't know I work with dairy cows for a living (they're U.T. cows and they bleed orange too) and you all have probably already figured out that I am pretty simple-minded( :huh: ) here is a break down of political philosophies explained in terms that even I can understand.....
Socialism- you have 2 cows, you keep 1 and give the other 1 to your neighbor.
Communism- you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Fascism-you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy- you have 2 cows, the government takes them both , shoots 1 milks the other, pays you for the milk and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism- you have 2 cows, you sell 1 and buy a Bull.
Corporate- you have 2 cows, you sell 1 and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows, then act surprised when she drops dead.
Democracy- you have 2 cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country that has only 1 cow which was a gift from your government.
Socialism- you have 2 cows, you keep 1 and give the other 1 to your neighbor.
Communism- you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Fascism-you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy- you have 2 cows, the government takes them both , shoots 1 milks the other, pays you for the milk and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism- you have 2 cows, you sell 1 and buy a Bull.
Corporate- you have 2 cows, you sell 1 and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows, then act surprised when she drops dead.
Democracy- you have 2 cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country that has only 1 cow which was a gift from your government.
volmanjr
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Socialism- you buy a quart of chocolate use some and give the rest to your neighbors.
Communism- they give you a coupon for chocolate and you go stand in line all day to get some ( by the time you get in the store they are out)
Fascism-the government addes the chocolate and you drink it whether you like it or not :gun:
Bureaucracy-the only way you get chocolate is if you qualify so take this stack of forms and fill them out and we will determine if you qualify or not, you will be notified in 4-6 weeks.
Capitalism- you buy a gallon ofchocolate for $5, keep a pint for yourself and sell the rest for $2 a pint.
Corporate- why would a dead cow need chocolate?
Democracy- we can't afford chocolate we spent all your taxes overseas.
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