The Vol Nation Football Team

[vader]

If you can use a 6'1" 250 lb man, so am I.

 

[VOLatile]

If you can use a 6'1" 250 lb man, so am I.

The fact that you like Star Wars may hinder your ability to get playing time...

 

[Fine Vol]

The fact that you like Star Wars may hinder your ability to get playing time...

lol:That was funny

 

[TXA&M07]

because I'm from Texas, I'll have to have a few items before I sign.
1) Drugs
2)a COACH COVER-UP Plan
3)more drugs
4) a #34 jersey. (orange color optional)

 

[vader]

The fact that you like Star Wars may hinder your ability to get playing time...

 

[TennesseeFan07]

If you can use a 6'2 220 pound man I'm in.

just my size

 

[VolFirebirds]

the question now is.....

What offense do we run?

maybe Cut will let us use his playbook, but I think I can hit a 5 yard curl route on 3rd and 9 just fine, thanks.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I am the quarterback..........!

Non of this stupid run crap, 5 wide all the time!

 

[VOLatile]

I am the quarterback..........!

Non of this stupid run crap, 5 wide all the time!

Okay, put me on the edge against ND's best db, I'll burn his :shaking2:.

 

[TennesseeFan07]

I can return kicks with my blazing 5.7 speed

 

[LittleDTO]

5' 11" here. Ran a 4.4 forty in college. Im sure I am not that fast now but I still have some speed.

 

[StunnA N' Orange]

GaVol=Kicker

:lol:

 

[West Columbia Gamecock]

GaVol=Kicker

No, GAVol is the official sideline dial-a-down operator.

 

[SWIL]

the question now is.....

What offense do we run?

maybe Cut will let us use his playbook, but I think I can hit a 5 yard curl route on 3rd and 9 just fine, thanks.

We might need to knock the dust off of some old Randy Sanders playbooks and use them. Hell- they are working for Kentucky!:zeitung_lesen:

 

[VOLatile]

My playbook will be better... I like to play the horny option. Spread 'em wide and thrust it right up the middle.


*This post may get me banned.

 

[TennesseeFan07]

lol:

 

[PowerT83]

Ill play nose tackle....but im gonna need a 1/2 gallon of HGH.

 

[VOLatile]

Ill play nose tackle....but im gonna need a 1/2 gallon of HGH.

Whatever it takes... we could be like Alabama...



















Or not.

 

[McCat]

6-2, 175 lbs, but in good shape. Wedgebreaker, my you-know-what. I´d end up with a Wedgie.

 

[Lexvol]

6-2, 175 lbs, but in good shape. Wedgebreaker, my you-know-what. I´d end up with a Wedgie.

We will keep a garden weasel on the sidelines so that you can dig that out of there. lol:

 

[SWIL]

:lolabove:

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I'm game....put me in the slot and get me some endzone props

 

[volfanbill]

6'0" 185 lb slow white kid. I'm not sure I'd be much use anywhere except the pine, but put me in coach, i'm ready to play!

 

[BigPapaVol]

Notre Dame is so bad, I honestly think we could form a team out of members on this board and take them down. They are Independents, so we could technically get on their schedule.

Who's with me?! :rock:

those in glass houses......

 

[mattvols]

6'3 235. Definitely can do DE or TE