The Volnation Dictionary: A New Users Guide (Long)

Wes Rucker: A soccer/Chicago Cubs beat writer that occasionally tweets about the Vols

Jimmy Hyams: The Rhinestone Cowboy of the Knoxville sports media. Generally "breaks" news 3 weeks late.

Brent Hubbs: Reports whatever his editor Dave Hart will approve

Mike Griffith - the self-proclaimed Steve Spurrier of Girl's Softball. :eek:lol:

How did Ivory League not make it on the list?
 
Getting Santosed- When a recruit has been commited to UT for several months costing the university several thousand dollars, and then flips his commitment to another school the day before national signing day. - see also Gettin Otha'ed

Thanks for adding "getting Sanosed" Was proud of that one.

Smart move going with "gettin Otha'ed" instead of "gettin Petered", would require all kinds of obligatory No Homo ad infinatum
 
Grizz would hit it! - the proper response to any pic posted of any female or inanimate orafice.

Lol this old lady walked into a restaurant today and asked if some of us men could help her with a recliner. We helped her, came back inside and the jokes commenced. Did u have her take her teeth out? Etc. I said grizz would hit it and nobody knew what it was about... So I related a story of this dude named coach grizz on the interwebz who was even worse than us! Grizz.. Your whoredom spread far and wide into Cumberland county today
 
Excellent thread!!!

Should "Grammer Police" be an entry? (Intentional misspelling, there)

Also, something to do with the terms "Sarcasm?" or "Sarcasm meter" might be a good addition.

A few others: Fail/Epic Fail, Merge/Merge dozer, Facepalm...

Wow..excellent, pass me the doob. :)
 
Lol this old lady walked into a restaurant today and asked if some of us men could help her with a recliner. We helped her, came back inside and the jokes commenced. Did u have her take her teeth out? Etc. I said grizz would hit it and nobody knew what it was about... So I related a story of this dude named coach grizz on the interwebz who was even worse than us! Grizz.. Your whoredom spread far and wide into Cumberland county today



Bet you felt stupid...........what's that like?
 
They're so proud of it that they make gumball machines...

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First post in a long time where I literally laughed out loud. The definition for "Racist" was classic. Nice work.
 
(Long) 1) A post with more than two paragraphs.

BOOM 1) Primarily used in the Recruiting Forum after a commitment to indicate excitement. The level of excitement is generally indicated by the size of the font and how many repeated letters and exclamation points are used.

V,B 1) Code for the phrase, "Vols, *****" (a word that sets off the Vol Nation censor and starts with the letter 'B' and has five letters and rhymes with "witch"). Remnant of the Kiffin era. 2) A taunt that will be used when the football teams starts winning again.

Vol Loco Smiley :)loco:) 1) Forum smiley that looks like the celebration dance popularized by Gerald Jones in 2010.
 

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