The WTF story of the Day

[LadyVolette]

That’s so crazy to me, when I was hospice nursing I would call in the death time to the doctor to pronounce after I listened for a heartbeat with the stethoscope for a full couple of minutes, no pulse, absent respiration and it took a long time for funeral home to get there, so a lot of time would have passed they must have not have checked very well also your feet and lower legs mottle, your mouth falls open and you poop.. but that is TMI

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Alligator Found In Brooklyn Lake - Breaking911

 

[superdave1984]

This is the best they could come up with? Really?
Southern IL's new baseball team: the Thrillbillies

 

[peaygolf]

This is the best they could come up with? Really?
Southern IL's new baseball team: the Thrillbillies

Jackson, Tn's team is the "Rockabillys"

 

[tbh]

Mexican president posts photo of what he claims is a Maya elf

"Everything is mystical." - Mexican President

 

[tbh]

Mexican president posts photo of what he claims is a Maya elf

"Everything is mystical." - Mexican President

First thing I thought of:

 

[SpecialKVolfan20]

if this happens.

Ripley’s in Talks to Purchase the Real Cocaine Bear

 

[VolFaninFla]

Motorcyclist launched from bike when his girlfriend hits him with truck, Florida cops say
Bad decisions lead to bad consequences

 

[Firebirdparts]

Mexican president posts photo of what he claims is a Maya elf

"Everything is mystical." - Mexican President

When it comes to this sort of material, I prefer it to come from MST3K episodes with mexican movies. Some of them are pretty good. One in particular stands out, "Santo and the Vampire Women". Rich guy has a daughter, and these vampire women decide they are going to bite her and turn her into a vampire. Near miss ensues to build some tension. You are thinking "this is a terrible movie". Halfway through the movie, rich guy hires a masked mexican professional wrestler as a body guard. When the vampire women attack the next time, he body slams them on the hard concrete and hits them with a folding chair. You are then thinking "This is the best movie ever made, twice as good as Citizen Kane."

 

[tbh]

When it comes to this sort of material, I prefer it to come from MST3K episodes with mexican movies. Some of them are pretty good. One in particular stands out, "Santo and the Vampire Women". Rich guy has a daughter, and these vampire women decide they are going to bite her and turn her into a vampire. Near miss ensues to build some tension. You are thinking "this is a terrible movie". Halfway through the movie, rich guy hires a masked mexican professional wrestler as a body guard. When the vampire women attack the next time, he body slams them on the hard concrete and hits them with a folding chair. You are then thinking "This is the best movie ever made, twice as good as Citizen Kane."

I concur. My personal favorite has to be the "The Final Sacrifice".

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

https://www.mywabashvalley.com/news...tyf0tbc-ODnXjsEer6XWaPzKVU00X6OJh5L_hAKoY2alw

ST. LOUIS (KTVI) – The appalling execution-style killing of a St. Louis man has left local residents concerned for the future of their city.

“It was crazy, man, it was most definitely tragic,” downtown resident Tiger Jackson said after seeing footage of the shooting, which was captured by a witness on Monday morning.

The disturbing video has been viewed and shared millions of times on social media.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

New York City to pay 300 George Floyd protesters $21,500 each for being mistreated by the NYPD.

Lawlessness pays in New York.

 

[GroverCleveland]

New York City to pay 300 George Floyd protesters $21,500 each for being mistreated by the NYPD.

Lawlessness pays in New York.

On top of what they were paid to be there. I read $50/hr?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

On top of what they were paid to be there. I read $50/hr?

Yep!

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

16-Year-Old Calif. Boy Fatally Stabbed During High School Classroom Fight

 

[Wireless1]

16-Year-Old Calif. Boy Fatally Stabbed During High School Classroom Fight

So the deceased and his bro, enter an Art class, confront the freshman "killer" and grandma doesn't think there was anything he could have done to prevent it....... he could have been in the classroom where he belonged!

 

[OrangeTsar]

Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield

 

[tbh]

Peruvian man found with centuries-old mummy in his cooler bag. He called the corpse Juanita, "my spiritual girlfriend."

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Rebel Wilson reveals she was banned from Disneyland for a bathroom selfie

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[Firebirdparts]

Here's one from Knoxville
'They were mocking her': Knoxville police under fire after woman experiencing stroke dies following arrest
They arrested a women having a stroke at a hospital for trespassing.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Here's one from Knoxville
'They were mocking her': Knoxville police under fire after woman experiencing stroke dies following arrest
They arrested a women having a stroke at a hospital for trespassing.

KPD has been on a role lately

 

[peaygolf]

Disneyland removes 'zip-a-dee-doo-dah' from parade over ties to controversial 1946 film

 

[GroverCleveland]

Disneyland removes 'zip-a-dee-doo-dah' from parade over ties to controversial 1946 film

Do the people making these complaints actually watch the movies they are complaining about?

 

[tbh]

Do the people making these complaints actually watch the movies they are complaining about?

Furthermore, do they realize that it might, in fact, be a wonderful day?