The WTF story of the Day

[Hoosier_Vol]

'The Purge' Halloween party at California nightclub ends in gunfire, several wounded, police say

 

[LouderVol]

'The Purge' Halloween party at California nightclub ends in gunfire, several wounded, police say

I am upset that there was a shooting. but with the theme of the Purge I kinda feel it was justified. or at least thematically appropriate.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

‘Fight Club’ at St. Louis day care caught on camera

 

[pismonque]

‘Fight Club’ at St. Louis day care caught on camera

Hey, come on man, delete that post. First rule of daycare: You do not talk about daycare!

 

[golfballs]

Woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit

However, the couple already had sex on the plane back from Australia when they first met.

“I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it,” she said. “So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”

 

[tumscalcium]

Woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit

It’s nice when the right one comes along and haunts you the right way.

 

[tumscalcium]

A lot of good one liners

“There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees.”

“I’d not had a phantom fling for a while...”

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

‘Fight Club’ at St. Louis day care caught on camera

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Georgia construction workers find roughly 1,000 human teeth hidden inside wall

 

[GVF]

Georgia construction workers find roughly 1,000 human teeth hidden inside wall

Solves the mystery of what the Tooth Fairy does with all the teeth.

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://nypost.com/video/a-bozo-is-so-engrossed-in-his-phone-he-doesnt-notice-a-robbery/
Robber didn’t even view him as a threat. Porn or sexting?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Okay, who's wife was this????

KINGSPORT, Tenn. — Police in Tennessee say a partially-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant’s ceiling and landed in its kitchen.

News outlets report 26-year-old Harley C. Morton was arrested Tuesday on charges including trespassing and disorderly conduct. A Kingsport police report says a Cook Out employee called 911 when a half-naked Morton fell halfway through the ceiling, pulled herself back up and began running around overhead.



https://nypost.com/2018/11/01/half-naked-woman-falls-through-ceiling-of-restaurant-twice/

 

[hndog609]

Two burglars held at gunpoint until police arrive. One is mayor of nearby town of Achille.

Oklahoma mayor arrested in connection to home burglary

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Okay, who's wife was this????

KINGSPORT, Tenn. — Police in Tennessee say a partially-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant’s ceiling and landed in its kitchen.

News outlets report 26-year-old Harley C. Morton was arrested Tuesday on charges including trespassing and disorderly conduct. A Kingsport police report says a Cook Out employee called 911 when a half-naked Morton fell halfway through the ceiling, pulled herself back up and began running around overhead.



https://nypost.com/2018/11/01/half-naked-woman-falls-through-ceiling-of-restaurant-twice/

Photo of said Tennessean

 

[superdave1984]

Scottish man's genitals ‘eaten by dog' after ‘smearing crotch in peanut butter’

 

[hndog609]

Scottish man's genitals ‘eaten by dog' after ‘smearing crotch in peanut butter’

Obviously the dog was expecting crunchy instead of smooth.

 

[LouderVol]

Okay, who's wife was this????

KINGSPORT, Tenn. — Police in Tennessee say a partially-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant’s ceiling and landed in its kitchen.

News outlets report 26-year-old Harley C. Morton was arrested Tuesday on charges including trespassing and disorderly conduct. A Kingsport police report says a Cook Out employee called 911 when a half-naked Morton fell halfway through the ceiling, pulled herself back up and began running around overhead.



https://nypost.com/2018/11/01/half-naked-woman-falls-through-ceiling-of-restaurant-twice/

meth.

 

[LouderVol]

Scottish man's genitals ‘eaten by dog' after ‘smearing crotch in peanut butter’

man wtf is wrong with people?

 

[tumscalcium]

I enjoy this thread very much. I’m still surprised @golfballs didn’t start it. He was my source for bizarre things years ago.

 

[golfballs]

I enjoy this thread very much. I’m still surprised @golfballs didn’t start it. He was my source for bizarre things years ago.

I started a very similar thread a long time ago but went by the wayside. I just bump this one

 

[tumscalcium]

I started a very similar thread a long time ago but went by the wayside. I just bump this one

My man. I have no doubt. I remember in the before times when you had to constantly look at updates and you’d have some weird story out of nowhere posted. Good times.

 

[golfballs]

My man. I have no doubt. I remember in the before times when you had to constantly look at updates and you’d have some weird story out of nowhere posted. Good times.

Back when I was working for the govt...

 

[tumscalcium]

Back when I was working for the govt...

I remember when you said you got a different job and I asked if the stories would quit. I need to search that....

 

[Hoosier_Vol]