The WTF story of the Day

[Notorious B.E.N]

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/lonely-model-gives-up-on-dating-marries-her-golden-retriever/

 

[Matt2496]

World’s first ever human-monkey hybrid grown in lab in China

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Doctors find 526 teeth in boy’s mouth in India

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

A man who got laid off gets hundreds of job offers after handing out his résumé on the side of the road - CNN

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

A man who got laid off gets hundreds of job offers after handing out his résumé on the side of the road - CNN

Beats the hell out of begging for money!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Beats the hell out of begging for money!

Exactly

 

[superdave1984]

80-year-old woman lived in filth. Nobody knew until she was found dead, eaten by her dog.

Convicted Florida child molester beaten by another inmate and drowned in jail toilet, reports say

'Emotionless' mother jailed for life after killing two young daughters who 'got in the way of her sex life'

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[XknoxvolsX]

But she seems like such a fine upstanding citizen.

Texas mom who allegedly left her baby in a running car at a nightclub flashed a big smile in her booking photo

How in the world did she get pregnant?

 

[LouderVol]

Lowest of the low

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

How in the world did she get pregnant?

Sex.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Sex.

 

[XknoxvolsX]

Sex.

Yeah, but, who in this world would have sex with her?!?!?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Yeah, but, who in this world would have sex with her?!?!?

Give her a little bit of makeup and a toothbrush and i would.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

And we all know Grizz would.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Give her a little bit of makeup and a toothbrush and i would.

She even has a couple of extra holes in her ear lobes to play around with.

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/man-quickly-finds-out-he-spit-on-the-wrong-subway-riders-face/

Things did not work out as planned

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/man-quickly-finds-out-he-spit-on-the-wrong-subway-riders-face/

Things did not work out as planned

Lol damn son

 

[golfballs]

FBI found bucket of human heads, body parts sewn together 'like Frankenstein' at Phoenix facility

 

[volfanhill]

Teen urinates on Walmart shelf days after woman sullied another store’s potatoes: report

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

FBI found bucket of human heads, body parts sewn together 'like Frankenstein' at Phoenix facility

Sounds like an episode of criminal minds

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Teen urinates on Walmart shelf days after woman sullied another store’s potatoes: report

I've been in there when they had both sets of restrooms closed at the same time, but sometimes you just gotta hold it.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

She even has a couple of extra holes in her ear lobes to play around with.

Those are handles

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Man Who Claims to Have Had Sex with Obama is Running for Mayor

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Man Who Claims to Have Had Sex with Obama is Running for Mayor

I thought Michelle was running for mayor at first