The WTF story of the Day

[superdave1984]

Health experts issued an ominous warning about a coronavirus pandemic 3 months ago. Their simulation showed it could kill 65 million people.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

TikTok Users Are Dipping Their Balls Into Soy Sauce After Learning Testicles Have Taste Receptors

Teabagging soy sauce...

I truly need to stop asking "What's next?" because, without fail, I find out.

 

[golfballs]

 

[goldenvol]

That'll teach her. She'll tie a rope to the end next time.

Ok, so real question. How the hell did it get to her bladder unless she stuck it in her urethra? And is that possible ?

 

[joevol33]

That'll teach her. She'll tie a rope to the end next time.

Ok, so real question. How the hell did it get to her bladder unless she stuck it in her urethra? And is that possible ?

I've learned in life that people do some really weird stuff

 

[LouderVol]

I've learned in this thread that people do some really weird stuff

fyp

 

[superdave1984]

Man accused of dumping hot sauce in 7-month-old girl’s mouth, choking her mother

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[Smokey X]

I guess that makes a statement.

Sheriff: Man stirs the pot by lighting joint in court

 

[superdave1984]

Postal worker rented storage unit to hide mail because he felt 'pressured' to deliver it

 

[RollinVol]

Dennis Perkins, wife plead not guilty to 150 felony counts of various child sex abuse charges

 

[volfanhill]

Boa constrictor found inside Kansas man's couch - CNN

 

[VolFaninFla]

Woman jailed for sexual assault on stranger after asking for bus fare

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

Op Ed article in the University of Texas newspaper calls for free tampons in Campus Men's Rooms


Student Op-Ed at U. Texas Austin Calls for Free Tampons in Campus Men's Rooms

 

[VolFaninFla]

A woman bit off a man's tongue after she asked him not to use it while kissing - CNN

 

[golfballs]

Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming Florida

 

[LouderVol]

A woman bit off a man's tongue after she asked him not to use it while kissing - CNN

I am actually fine with this.

 

[volfanhill]

But it was a really nice hoodie

Ohio man calls police 25 times for help finding hoodie, is charged with felony

 

[vader]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/02/03/poppy-seed-drug-test/

Life imitating Seinfeld

That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Man dies after getting stuck in Tennessee Walmart donation bin, police say

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://nypost.com/2020/01/20/california-man-named-sexy-vegan-enters-plea-in-dog-sex-assault-case/
Sexy Vegan had his salad tossed by his dog

 

[GVF]

I've learned in life that people do some really weird stuff

Uh. Yep. Been years ago on this story, and I can't remember from where. Maybe while in school in Texas. Not sure. But, anyhow, two guys that were apparently dating each other ended up in ER. One ended up with an empty paper towel core and a mouse stuck in the butt. Shoulda tied a string to the back leg in hind sight. Kinky stuff. And true story, albeit kinda sketchy in my memory bank at this point.

 

[GVF]

Op Ed article in the University of Texas newspaper calls for free tampons in Campus Men's Rooms


Student Op-Ed at U. Texas Austin Calls for Free Tampons in Campus Men's Rooms

Mentrual equality for men? WTF?? Is this a cover for wanting protection from skid marks to go ?? Just wipe better.