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[OrangeTsar]

Krauts be crazy

Hey, Austrian’s aren’t Krauts

 

[OrangeTsar]

Reason number 3,423 to NEVER visit Australia
Python found under toilet seat lid in home: "Has to be seen to be believed"

 

[508mikey]

idiots Police: 2 people charged after monkey found dead in hot car at Tennessee water park | WGN-TV

 

[walkenvol]

University warns against using 'oppressive' language such as ‘picnic,' ‘killing it,’ 'rule of thumb,' and ‘walk-in’

This school should go on a permanent picnic

 

[SuzyVol]

University warns against using 'oppressive' language such as ‘picnic,' ‘killing it,’ 'rule of thumb,' and ‘walk-in’

2015: "triggered" = acceptable. 2021: "trigger warning" = unacceptable. Gonna have to figure this one out.

 

[peaygolf]

Leyna Bloom, first trans woman of color in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue: ‘I have to really make sure that I’m not the last.’

When "Playboy" or "Hustler" goes this way.......................I'm OUT!

 

[508mikey]

everyday the world gets a bit dumber Memphis police have reportedly arrested 2 customers who started a shooting in Burger King because their chicken sandwich had too much hot sauce

 

[Plano Vol]

University warns against using 'oppressive' language such as ‘picnic,' ‘killing it,’ 'rule of thumb,' and ‘walk-in’

Rather than Ladies and Gentlemen they could use Labias and Genitals........that should be all inclusive.

 

[peaygolf]

Rather than Ladies and Gentlemen they could use Labias and Genitals........that should be all inclusive.

What if someone has both?

 

[Plano Vol]

Hey, Austrian’s aren’t Krauts

If you are sporting a swastika, you're krautish

 

[Plano Vol]

What if someone has both?

again.... Labias AND Genitals

 

[OrangeTsar]

Florida Woman Arrested After Hitting Boyfriend With A Paper Plate Full Of Chicken

 

[walkenvol]

Florida Woman Arrested After Hitting Boyfriend With A Paper Plate Full Of Chicken

That’s just normal bbq etiquette in these parts?

 

[OrangeTsar]

That’s just normal bbq etiquette in these party?

In some cultures, I think this constitutes a marriage proposal?

 

[tbh]

In some cultures, I think this constitutes a marriage proposal?

No, that's only if she threw mashed taters and gravy in *addition* to the plate of chicken. Throwing chicken only is merely the initiation and/or confirmation of courtship, from what I have heard.

 

[508mikey]

this fast food whining stuff seems to happen everyday now Iowa man allegedly threatens to blow up McDonald's over lack of sauces

 

[joevol33]

this fast food whining stuff seems to happen everyday now Iowa man allegedly threatens to blow up McDonald's over lack of sauces

My daughter gets cussed a lot if they're out of something, or over prices, etc. It's amazing how grown adults will act towards a teenage kid over fast food, especially when the kids are working, and half the adults around here won't.

 

[walkenvol]

My daughter gets cussed a lot if they're out of something, or over prices, etc. It's amazing how grown adults will act towards a teenage kid over fast food, especially when the kids are working, and half the adults around here won't.

I’d come closer to cussing someone if they forced me to eat that shat, not because they didn’t have the complete menu of shat

 

[joevol33]

I’d come closer to cussing someone if they forced me to eat that shat, not because they didn’t have the complete menu of shat

I agree, I tell her all the time McDonald's sucks

 

[walkenvol]

I agree, I tell her all the time McDonald's sucks

Regardless of the product, attaboy to your daughter for getting out of the house and learning some work ethic! Now tell her to put in an application at Chick-Fil-A

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Reason number 3,423 to NEVER visit Australia
Python found under toilet seat lid in home: "Has to be seen to be believed"

The snake catcher said: "After safely securing the snake we checked out the plumbing situation outside to find an open inspection point. It was only a short crawl up to the toilet.

Is that like a sewer cleanout cap?

 

[OrangeTsar]

Is that like a sewer cleanout cap?

I wondered that myself

 

[OrangeTsar]

The TRUTH is out there!!!!!
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Several people gathered at Park Central Square in Downtown Springfield to attend the “Birds Aren’t Real” rally on Wednesday, June 23.
According to Peter McIndoe, with the Birds Arent Real movement, all birds in the United States were killed by the government and replaced by federal drones.
"Spread the feathered gospel": Rally activists for unique movement visit Springfield

 

[VolFaninFla]

A chef died after falling into a gigantic vat of chicken soup he was cooking for a wedding

 

[tbh]

A chef died after falling into a gigantic vat of chicken soup he was cooking for a wedding

Brings a new meaning to "Chicken Soup for the Soul"...either that, or he had a *really* bad cold he was trying to get rid of.