The WTF story of the Day

[SpecialKVolfan20]

Don't know if this is the best thread, but some of you may have heard there was a 911 call of an active shooter this morning at my daughter's high school in Church Hill, TN. After evacuating all the kids, sweeping the school, and enduring no shortage of rumors and hearsay from social media, turns out the call was apparently a hoax. Who the **** thinks it is a good idea to do something like that?

Hoax 911 call

And then it turns out to be an 18 year old from Canada??? Weird.

 

[tnutater]

.22 BAC with active warrant driving down the road. Safe to say he wasn't heading to his local chapter of MENSA.

Nothing new, the old possum broke that ice decades ago.

 

[VolFaninFla]

I do not think she was "sleeping" with anyone. But after the 20th man, she may have needed a few short naps.

 

[peaygolf]

California ski resort changes name to remove offensive word

How is Squaw offensive?
It's the name of their tribe.

Is African offensive?
Spanish offensive?
American offensive?
Russian offensive?

 

[MAD]

California ski resort changes name to remove offensive word

How is Squaw offensive?
It's the name of their tribe.

Is African offensive?
Spanish offensive?
American offensive?
Russian offensive?

From reading the article, it sounds like the word also had another meaning as well that I’d never heard of before.
The word “squaw,” derived from the Algonquin language, may have once simply meant “woman,” but over generations, the word morphed into a misogynist and racist term to disparage Indigenous women, according to experts.

 

[peaygolf]

From reading the article, it sounds like the word also had another meaning as well that I’d never heard of before.
The word “squaw,” derived from the Algonquin language, may have once simply meant “woman,” but over generations, the word morphed into a misogynist and racist term to disparage Indigenous women, according to experts.

I guess we can make any word we want offensive?
Oh well............

 

[malinoisvol]

From reading the article, it sounds like the word also had another meaning as well that I’d never heard of before.
The word “squaw,” derived from the Algonquin language, may have once simply meant “woman,” but over generations, the word morphed into a misogynist and racist term to disparage Indigenous women, according to experts.

I guess we can make any word we want offensive?
Oh well............

I don't believe the word itself is offensive. However, I have heard it used in a disparaging way many times. Guys I knew from the Dakotas liked to raz each other by attaching "humper" to it.

 

[MAD]

I don't believe the word itself is offensive. However, I have heard it used in a disparaging way many times. Guys I knew from the Dakotas liked to raz each other by attaching "humper" to it.

I believe I saw there is a Squaw Humper Dam in South Dakota.

 

[malinoisvol]

I believe I saw there is a Squaw Humper Dam in South Dakota.

Really?

 

[malinoisvol]

Really?

ETA: WHOLLY CHIT! There is. Lol

 

[Weezer]

It says her name is Kazumi Squirts. No way she's a "model". That has to be a porn star name.

 

[malinoisvol]

It says her name is Kazumi Squirts. No way she's a "model". That has to be a porn star name.

She is.

 

[Plano Vol]

It says her name is Kazumi Squirts. No way she's a "model". That has to be a porn star name.

Don't tell Joe

 

[malinoisvol]

Don't tell Joe

He's married.

 

[Weezer]

She is.

So you've watched her films?

 

[malinoisvol]

So you've watched her films?

Only the interview.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

It says her name is Kazumi Squirts. No way she's a "model". That has to be a porn star name.

I thought she was a spokesperson for Ex-Lax.

 

[GVF]

Looks like painted skank.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Texas teen kills family, dogs and posts it on social media before suicide, police say
Kid went over the edge

 

[VolFaninFla]

15-year-old girl laughed about killing Seattle jogger with car, police say
Moore’s widow, Michelle, told the station that she felt a juvenile sentence wasn’t enough and that the teen was “getting away” with murder if she only served the maximum six years.

 

[OrangeTsar]

Vegan Men Fart Seven Times More Than Non-Vegans, Study Finds

 

[Wireless1]

Vegan Men Fart Seven Times More Than Non-Vegans, Study Finds

How much would have to be paid to participate in this study?
"If you're wondering, they recorded the latter by feeding the subjects stewed beans, attaching balloons to their rectums and monitoring the output. "

BTW, would this mean that Vegan men are a source of greenhouse gases, and need to go the way of the gasoline powered automobile?

 

[OrangeTsar]

How much would have to be paid to participate in this study?
"If you're wondering, they recorded the latter by feeding the subjects stewed beans, attaching balloons to their rectums and monitoring the output. "

BTW, would this mean that Vegan men are a source of greenhouse gases, and need to go the way of the gasoline powered automobile?

Or, considering the low likelihood of vegan men actually reproducing, we could just do nothing and let natural selection do it’s magic

 

[GVF]

Ten bucks says that study was funded with Covid relief tax dollars.

 

[GroverCleveland]

Ten bucks says that study was funded with Covid relief tax dollars.

And unvaccinated vegan men fart ten times more than vaccinated.