Things I'm happy about today

[BigOrangeMojo]

What kind of work?

IT Security. He monitors porn usage on company computers. Ha ha.

 

[rocytop2624]

IT Security. He monitors porn usage on company computers. Ha ha.

Your fired then.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Your fired then.

No, that's what personal computers are for. Duh!!

 

[rocytop2624]

No, that's what personal computers are for. Duh!!

Oh it's personal alright.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

No, that's what personal computers are for. Duh!!

I thought that was why cellphones were invented?

 

[superdave1984]

What kind of work?

Senior Cyber Ops Analyst

 

[superdave1984]

After all the hand wringing and hostility in the "Things I'm Mad About" thread......

Fo sho.

 

[superdave1984]

Bingo! Congratulations.

Thank you.

 

[superdave1984]

IT Security. He monitors porn usage on company computers. Ha ha.

I have had to turn over some people's web usage which included as much of that as they could find. Dude got fired from a 100k job because he was finding the nekkidness. Even I was surprised at how easy it was to get around the controls that were in place. Which means I had to fix the problem. They still try though.

 

[508mikey]

I have had to turn over some people's web usage which included as much of that as they could find. Dude got fired from a 100k job because he was finding the nekkidness. Even I was surprised at how easy it was to get around the controls that were in place. Which means I had to fix the problem. They still try though.

such idiots

 

[superdave1984]

I did some quick math to discover that from the time I was hired at my current job until now, my pay has gone up a whopping 11% so a 40% raise is gonna be amazing.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I did some quick math to discover that from the time I was hired at my current job until now, my pay has gone up a whopping 11% so a 40% raise is gonna be amazing.

How long were you at your job?

 

[508mikey]

I did some quick math to discover that from the time I was hired at my current job until now, my pay has gone up a whopping 11% so a 40% raise is gonna be amazing.

Can you fix a ransomware hack if it happened ?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Can you fix a ransomware hack if it happened ?

In other words, Mikey downloaded Asian porn again and he needs help...

 

[508mikey]

In other words, Mikey downloaded Asian porn again and he needs help...

 

[superdave1984]

How long were you at your job?

7.5 years

 

[superdave1984]

Can you fix a ransomware hack if it happened ?

If there is a good backup, yes. If not, then no. I am not some encryption genius who can use machine learning to derive the decryption key.

 

[theFallGuy]

In other words, Mikey downloaded Asian m4m porn again and he needs help...

FYP

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

7.5 years

Dang, I'd leave a place with a 11% raise over 7.5 years with or without remote work.

 

[malinoisvol]

The new phone book is here!

 

[Behr]

The new phone book is here!

I'mma take this ash tray
And that's all I need.
And this paper weight.
This ash tray and this paper Weight and that's all I need.
And this staple gun......

 

[malinoisvol]

Don't call heem hero, Mister... Call heem chithead!

 

[508mikey]

@theFallGuy

 

[Tin Man]

I'mma take this ash tray
And that's all I need.
And this paper weight.
This ash tray and this paper Weight and that's all I need.
And this staple gun......

Wait. You need the lamp.

 

[Behr]

Wait. You need the lamp.

I don't remember, but I remember having a crush on Bernadette Peters.