Things I'm happy about today

[joevol33]

Just got access to the company store online. Anything Johnson and Johnson makes, we can buy at an employee discount!

 

[82_VOL_83]

Scared of a little left lobe dominance, are you?

Anyone not ignoring mikey is exhibiting questionable constitution.

Anyone ignoring Mikey is a puss.

 

[Behr]

 

[Souce]

Just got access to the company store online. Anything Johnson and Johnson makes, we can buy at an employee discount!

My hunnies need a bulk shipment of baby powder fer those fine cracks, crevasses, n rolls. Can u help?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

My hunnies need a bulk shipment of baby powder fer those fine cracks, crevasses, n rolls. Can u help?

I saw they are loading up for your order. Is this enough?

 

[Souce]

I saw they are loading up for your order. Is this enough?

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That may last a couple weeks.

 

[malinoisvol]

My hunnies need a bulk shipment of baby powder fer those fine cracks, crevasses, n rolls. Can u help?

Thot that was in the Pillsbury product line.

 

[Souce]

Wtf

 

[hmanvolfan]

I dont think anyone in their right mind would want to see that...

Didn’t say I wanted to see it, just said I would drive.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Didn’t say I wanted to see it, just said I would drive.

Better than Norcal who would toss me from the vehicle at gunpoint...

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Better than Norcal who would toss me from the vehicle at gunpoint...

Wimp

 

[hmanvolfan]

Wimp

Come on now, Mojo would whip they ass if they messed with the fox.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Come on now, Mojo would whip they ass if they messed with the fox.

Fox will whip they ass if they missed with the fox..

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Come on now, Mojo would whip they ass if they messed with the fox.

No, WTF would be handing out the ass whippings

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

No, WTF would be handing out the ass whippings

She'd beat his ass then steal his eyeliner and booze....

 

[hmanvolfan]

She'd beat his ass then steal his eyeliner and booze....

And then stuff his gun where the sun don’t shine?

 

[joevol33]

Pretty cool, found out if I'm ever in New York, or New Jersey, we can go into any museum, or the statue of liberty for free with my Johnson and Johnson ID badge.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Pretty cool, found out if I'm ever in New York, or New Jersey, we can go into any museum, or the statue of liberty for free with my Johnson and Johnson ID badge.

Bet you wish you had’ve got this job a long time ago!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Pretty cool, found out if I'm ever in New York, or New Jersey, we can go into any museum, or the statue of liberty for free with my Johnson and Johnson ID badge.

 

[joevol33]

Bet you wish you had’ve got this job a long time ago!

Yep. Another cool thing, cooler for me. I signed us all up for insurance today, got medical, dental, vision. Also long term disability (they pay for short term), extra life insurance on us all, accident and dismemberment, 401k, pretty much everything they offered, and it totaled $70 a week. Compare to I paid $160 a week at the old place, just for medical, then over $100 for all that other stuff. It blew my mind how much cheaper it's going to be.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

 

[Souce]

Yep. Another cool thing, cooler for me. I signed us all up for insurance today, got medical, dental, vision. Also long term disability (they pay for short term), extra life insurance on us all, accident and dismemberment, 401k, pretty much everything they offered, and it totaled $70 a week. Compare to I paid $160 a week at the old place, just for medical, then over $100 for all that other stuff. It blew my mind how much cheaper it's going to be.

Joe, wtf? I am really thinking you literally worked at a sweatshop before.....

 

[NEVolFan]

Joe, wtf? I am really thinking you literally worked at a sweatshop before.....

Hush it... table 2 needs to be bussed.

 

[VolNExile]

Joe, wtf? I am really thinking you literally worked at a sweatshop before.....

 

[joevol33]

Joe, wtf? I am really thinking you literally worked at a sweatshop before.....

I just sit down with my pay stub, my insurance related deductions at the old job were $297 a week.