Things I'm happy about today

[Behr]

STFU BISH!

You kiss your momma with that mouth?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I was cussed out by a telemarketer yesterday. Apparently, the agent was not pleased after the Medicare/Medicaid script was over when I asked him if they gave out free bottles of scotch to the elderly. One man’s ire is another man’s gold.

 

[Toucan Sam]

I was cussed out by a telemarketer yesterday. Apparently, the agent was not pleased after the Medicare/Medicaid script was over when I asked him if they gave out free bottles of scotch to the elderly. One man’s ire is another man’s gold.

Telemarketers can get pushy and nosey. I used to keep saying huh to them back in the day. They thought I was hard of hearing so they would get frustrated and hang up.

 

[GordonC]

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I like playing the Million Dollar Man laugh clip when I get calls to sell my house....

 

[Toucan Sam]

I like playing the Million Dollar Man laugh clip when I get calls to sell my house....

You and Fox may win the Powerball lottery one day. That would be awesome.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

You and Fox may win the Powerball lottery one day. That would be awesome.

We won't tell anyone if we won but there would be signs....

Fox would break good plates while watching Texas choke.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Back in the warm Arlington sunshine.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

We won't tell anyone if we won but there would be signs....

Fox would break good plates while watching Texas choke.

I would buy you a lake.

 

[joevol33]

I would buy you a lake.

Get one with a fishing dock, so I can visit!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Get one with a fishing dock, so I can visit!

So the fish can laugh at you?

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

 

[CubsFanTN]

Had my last motorcycle ride of the season this morning, just too old for the cold, man Was a fun and safe year and I'm thankful for that.

 

[Tin Man]

Had my last motorcycle ride of the season this morning, just too old for the cold, man Was a fun and safe year and I'm thankful for that.

What?! No full face helmet, neck to toe leather, and electric heated underwear?!

 

[Go aeiou]

Had my last motorcycle ride of the season this morning, just too old for the cold, man Was a fun and safe year and I'm thankful for that.

What?! No full face helmet, neck to toe leather, and electric heated underwear?!

You guys are Crazy!

 

[CubsFanTN]

What?! No full face helmet, neck to toe leather, and electric heated underwear?!

I was bundled, I'm just a big sissy! On top of getting old I also lost 50lbs and 10-15% body fat over the past 16 months. Just can't stay warm ever.

 

[ArdentVol]

I was bundled, I'm just a big sissy! On top of getting old I also lost 50lbs and 10-15% body fat over the past 16 months. Just can't stay warm ever.

did the hiring of Craig Counsell warm your heart? One og MLB's best managers, IMO

 

[Tin Man]

You guys are Crazy!

Hey! I ride bicycles. Human powered. My top speed in the colder months are short bursts to 30mph or less.

 

[CubsFanTN]

did the hiring of Craig Counsell warm your heart? One og MLB's best managers, IMO

I mean, obviously I had to change my opinion of him pretty quickly. He is a good coach, but being the enemy I let everything about him irk me. I think it's a great hire, but he's gonna have to grow on me. Winning will help.

 

[508mikey]

did the hiring of Craig Counsell warm your heart? One og MLB's best managers, IMO

Would rather they poached Aaron Boone

 

[joevol33]

Had my last motorcycle ride of the season this morning, just too old for the cold, man Was a fun and safe year and I'm thankful for that.

I've been telling Tiffany I want a dirt bike when the house is paid off. She's saying I'm too old

 

[CubsFanTN]

I've been telling Tiffany I want a dirt bike when the house is paid off. She's saying I'm too old

She isn't gonna let a bike kill you, that's her job!

 

[joevol33]

She isn't gonna let a bike kill you, that's her job!

You're probably on to something there

 

[NorCalVol67]

I mean, obviously I had to change my opinion of him pretty quickly. He is a good coach, but being the enemy I let everything about him irk me. I think it's a great hire, but he's gonna have to grow on me. Winning will help.

Cubs suck.

Haven’t told you that in a minute.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Would rather they poached Aaron Boone

You would rather have Boone than Counsell?

I would certainly rather the Cubs have Boone.